A list of puns related to "Altima"
It was a Nissasination attempt
I'll be able to keep her Altima self.
My Dad and I were taking about how my sister paid for her rent at college.
Me: "Well you don't have to pay anything for me anymore" (I'm on a full athletic scholarship)
Him: "I've gotta pay to follow you around to your games"
Me: "You do that of your own accord"
Him: "No, I drive an Altima to the games"