I got hit by an Altima walking to work today

It was a Nissasination attempt

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📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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I gotta find myself a woman that drives a Nissan. That way...

I'll be able to keep her Altima self.

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📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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Dad got me out of the blue

My Dad and I were taking about how my sister paid for her rent at college.

Me: "Well you don't have to pay anything for me anymore" (I'm on a full athletic scholarship)

Him: "I've gotta pay to follow you around to your games"

Me: "You do that of your own accord"

Him: "No, I drive an Altima to the games"

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👤︎ u/nosliw54
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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