Algebra teachers support change in the world...

Because they love radicals.

(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)

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What did 2n+1 say to 2n?

I literally can't even

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I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

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Why don’t Germans teach algebra in school?

Nobody can understand the Bavariables!

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Relationships are a lot like algebra....

You look at your X and wonder Y.

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My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonHeinie
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A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him

It's the thot that counts

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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 - 4i: complex and imaginary.

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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus,

But graphing is where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
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What kind of algebra teachers are positive

The ones with absolute values

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Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

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From my linear algebra textbook
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polynomials (algebraic expressions) are not to be confused with poly gnome meals (food for plastic gnomes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tananar
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My son asked me if he should take Algebra, and I said it was a difficult question to answer...

there are just too many variables involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
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Why is knowing algebra so important?

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

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The only bra that matters is Algebra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Pirates Love Algebra

Because x marks the spot

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Someone deleted their algebra work

There was no real solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-cowboy
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My math teacher was really particular. She loved doing statistics and algebra....

But graphing is where she drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santafesmike
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Dear algebra, stop asking us to help find your x...

...she left you and I don’t know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mature-carrot
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What is a ghost’s favorite math subject?

Boo-lean Algebra

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Algebra the Great was the king of Mathedonia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebraltar06
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I don’t understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringelord123456
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Dear algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your x.

She's never coming back, and don't ask y.

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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.

  14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  15. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

  16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.

  17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.

  18. How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

  19. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!

  20. Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

  21. Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.

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The Romans must have sucked at Algebra.

Because X is always 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Theres only 1 bra I think about

Algebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skitty_Lord
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I have done a total of 3,167 Algebra II problems in my life.

I know because I keep a log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyxlor
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Do you know why Romans were bad at algebra?

Because they always ended up with X equals 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSKING444
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Dadjoked my Algebra I students

Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:

Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?

Student 1: You gave him more homework?

Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.

Student 2: Uh...even more homework?

Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so mean!"

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My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

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Forbidden to purchase food, Euclid's elementary algebraic solution.

Buy-no-meal theorem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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What do you call an Algebra teacher that does magic on the side?

A math-magician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lindseyloowhoo
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Algebra.

My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.

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Why did the Mathematician take meth during an Algebra contest?

Because he needed to solve the problems with speed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sych224
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"You know kids, back in the day, my rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class."

"My teacher said that it was a weapon of math disruption."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My Algebra joke I popped in class today

Me : Why do I need glasses to do math?

Teacher: Why?

Me: Because it helps with Division

Whole Class: Groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lextremelynooby
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Always get my Algebra class with the last problem on the board

The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"

"10Q!"

"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "

They fall for it three or four times per year.

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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 + 4i. Complex and imaginary.

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Relationships are a lot like algebra

You look at your X and wonder Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CornFlaek46
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I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

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I’ll do algebra and geometry

But graphing is where I draw the line

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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

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I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...

But graphing is where I draw the line.

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Why were the Romans so bad with algebra?

They always ended up with X equals 10

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