Alexander Serov Puns

Alexander Pokryshkin: Togami Byakuya, being the cynical path of Novosibirsk, and working with the Mega-corps, it would be appropriate.

>Vasily Shukshin: Nanami Chiaki, as both her and Shukshin are equally idealistic & hopeful.

>!Mitchell WerBell III!<: Big Guy, about to liberate the Motherland's small men.

Aleksandr Vasilevsky: this

Georgy Zhukov: Why the devs don't use this instead?

>!Nikita Alexandrovich Romanov, The Least Based Tsar!<: Fuck it, Santino Nevermind all that shit.

Mikhail Tukhachevsky: How did Misha Tukhy turned into this?

Andrey Vlasov: This at least, doesn't have frog eyes like the original

>Bunya & Oktan: Chapayev and Esdeath need the Bois' Drip.

Vladimir Kirillovich Romanov, The Vampire Tetris Tsar: Mikaela Hyakuya with the Government-Issued Wine!

>Roman Gul: [Hyakuya Yuichiro](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/2dfe001b-3600-4c60-980d-bcd261939957/dc0bgev-95d0ae70-9363-4498-956a-ea960b46cbfe.jpg/v1/fill/w_1024,h_1021,q_75,strp/yuichiro_hyakuya_by_rollingthunder24_dc0bgev-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTAyMSIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzJkZmUwMDFiLTM2MDAtNGM2MC05ODBkLWJjZDI2MTkzOTk1N1wvZGMwYmdldi05NWQwYWU3MC05MzYzLTQ0OTgtOTU2YS1lYTk2MGI0NmNiZmUuanBnIiwid2lk

National Communism according to Wikipedia is a form of communist thought that use aspects of nationalism or national identity. OTL National Communism could be used to describe North Korea and Juche, Ceauşescu's Romania, and the Khmer Rouge Cambodia.

I think this wacky ideology could be of an interesting subideology for the game. National Communism could be a subideology under Communism for obvious reasons. This could cover paths for the three figures I mentioned about plus more.

#Ivan Serov

The Ordosocialist Party Revolution has gained control over Mother Russia and now leads her destiny in a new path with Marxism and National Identity. This could be far more radical compared to a normal National Communism, so things may be different for some countries. Here comes Ultranational Communism, a subideology for National Socialism, why? Well, because Komi needs a path for every ideology lol. In all seriousness Ultranat Communism would be the umbrella term for National Bolshevism, Strasserism, Ordosocialism, etc.

#DSR

The German Socialist Republic has risen to the cries of the proletariat, from the cries of the dammed at the hand of the dreaded Reactionaries. We shall rebuild Germany into a proper nation, even if our hand may get dirty. The DSR, an enigma in this bleak world, none expected a socialist revolution out of the German Anarchy but reality is stranger than fiction. The DSR however, is in a terrible position, the Nazi ideology has left its reactionary mark on the average German and the DSR will have a lot of "cleaning up" to do in denazification. National Communism comes into play with the DSR going through a radical National and cultural revolution as part of their plan to remove Nazism from Germany. This path will be one of pain, not for the regime but the innocent.

#Kim Il-Sung

Kim Il-Sung has spent most of his life underground, but at long last his homeland is now free and he will make sure it stays free. While his regime starts as Ultranationalist as I've heard, his ruling style may be forced down to "moderate" lack of a better word. Juche OTL is essential National Communism to the bone, so there's not much else I can say.

That's what I have for now. Apologies if this is against the rules, I just wanted to share this idea with you all. Comment down below if you think anyone else could fit with this ideology.

Edit: Other potential leaders could be Gaddafi, Alexander Shumski, Robert Mugabe

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

He lost May

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

The doctor says it terminal.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Nikolai Voznesensky - Social Democracy

Alexander Yakovlev  - Moderate Socialism

Alexei Kosygin - Managerial Socialism

Konstantin Katushev - Neo-Liberalism

Svetlana Stalina  - Sovereign Democracy (Authoritarian Democracy), Emergency Authority (Despotism)

Mikhail Suslov - Orthodox Bolshevism

Andrei Zhdanov - Ultravisionary Socialism (Confirmed)

Vladimir Chelomei - Ultravisionary Socialism

Nikolai Kardashev - Ultravisionary Socialism

Svetlana Bukharina - Council Communism

Lev Gumilyov - Eurasianism

Igor Shafarevich - Christian Democracy (Confirmed Conservative Democracy), Passionate Conservatism (Fascist)

Ivan Serov - Ordosocialism

Sergey Taboritsky - Authoritarian Regency (Despotism), Blessed Regency (Burgundian System)

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Mikhail Ryumin is the security minister for Serov's Komi, and was born in the Kuban region of southern Russia on September 1st, 1913. Despite allegedly coming from a family of "kulaks", he managed to survive being executed for the crime of not starving as much as he should be. After a mass arrest of NKVD members in 1937 as part of a localized purge against the influence of the former leader, a one Genrikh Yagoda, Ryumin joined as a bookkeeper before transferring to the wonderfully-named SMERSH during the war. But it was after the war that Ryumin would perform the work he's most known for, and why he's one of Serov's Ordosocialists. Ryumin personally tortured numerous prisoners of the MGB(the organization that existed in between the NKVD and KGB), and by all accounts enjoyed it, describing himself as having a "Cossack method" of brutally beating them. One of his more notable victims was an otherwise-loyal party member named Boris Shimeliovich, whose crime was being involved in the wartime-era Jewish Anti-Fascist Committee.

But this was only the start of Ryumin's crusade against these hereditary reactionaries. Ryumin was to be the agent who began the infamous Doctor's Plot, ruthlessly interrogating Yakov Etinger for having supposedly killed both Alexander Schcherbakov and Andrei Zhdanov while operating on them. To this day it is unknown if Stalin instigated this or if it was entirely Ryumin's idea, but what followed was the state-sanctioned persecution of all high-ranking Jews within the security services, enabled by Stalin's appointment of Ryumin to head of the Department for Specially Important Cases, dismissing the previous head who had attempted to prevent Ryumin's sadistic torturing of Etinger. His terrorizing only ending when he was fired without warning in November of 1952, with Stalin having apparently decided he was too incompetent to do his job. His brief return to normal life as a bookkeeper was ended with Stalin's death-as Beria seized the reins of the MGB the Doctor's Plot was dismissed as a fabrication, and Ryumin stood trial alone for a full six days, in what was possibly a bit to exonerate troika member Georgy Malenkov from his blame in the affair. He was sentenced to death and executed on July 22nd, 1954.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.