Alertly Puns

A list of puns related to "Alertly"

How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?

A-TEN-SON!

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👤︎ u/Packaging69
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Spoiler Alert
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👤︎ u/WatashiwaSohaides
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Spoiler Alert
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👤︎ u/populargaming21k
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What kind of alert do the police put out when someone steals your fire?

An ember alert.

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👤︎ u/wash_guy
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Police raised an alert in error, thinking they’d discovered a recently severed appendage.

But it was a fossil arm.

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👤︎ u/carriager
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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In the UK we now have new Covid alert levels

I knew it would end in tiers

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?

Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.

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👤︎ u/wileydan
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)

R, I, and the seven c’s

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👤︎ u/ImStayingForNow
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Big Brain Time Alert
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👤︎ u/Soda_Monster
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Spoiler Alert!

https://imgur.com/0oRfgob

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Spoiler alert.

Don't leave milk out of the fridge for too long in warm weather.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Spoiler alert
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👤︎ u/TacocatFirefly
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Spoiler alert
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👤︎ u/romantheperogi
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.

spoiler alert

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👤︎ u/kaoskrim
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Endgame Spoiler Alert
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👤︎ u/Ghost_Rider2001
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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[Spoiler Alert]

My friends making a movie about car accessories.

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👤︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Spoiler alert!!!!!!1111!!!
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👤︎ u/CoolKid89283638
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Spoiler alert for The Prodigy
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👤︎ u/mrdude777
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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Dad pun alert
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👤︎ u/tobasita
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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SPOILER ALERT
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👤︎ u/ULTRA_SWAG
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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Spoiler alert!
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👤︎ u/Ohfuckitsrane
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Spoiler Alert!!

I forgot to put the milk back in the fridge for days.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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Spoiler alert reddit.com/r/mechanical_g…
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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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I got an antique dosimeter from USSR and I was pretty excited.

Then I noticed it only measures comrads.

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👤︎ u/GentleMonsta
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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Spoiler alert, dad joke ahead

"No matter how far you throw an envelope, it will still be stationary"

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👤︎ u/fatherhoodgalore
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Did you hear about the baby coal that went missing?

They sent out an ember alert

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👤︎ u/colt_duppen
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Small Spoiler Alert
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👤︎ u/Mr36251
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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Always be alert

The world needs more lerts

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👤︎ u/jpc97
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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BEWARE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT

i was at a wedding and one persons suit was marvel characters and my dad says "well that's just marvelous"

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👤︎ u/kicks008
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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Endgame spoiler Alert.

I couldn't help but think that the final confrontation between Thanos and Tony Stark would be the ultimate dad joke in the universe. Might not sound like much, but this is how that scene played out in my head.

Thanos (about to snap, after the scuffle with Tony) : I am... inevitable.

Tony : Hi inevitable, I'm Iron Man.

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👤︎ u/ronniewhodreamsalot
📅︎ May 01 2019
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How do you say bad pun alert in roman?

Hannibal at the gates

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👤︎ u/duderuok
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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Spoiler Alert.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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Terrible Joke Alert #2

Did you hear the one about the number theorist who was arrested? They say he was guilty on all counts.

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👤︎ u/Physicsboy2018
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Killer Dad Joke Alert :

I’m walking into publix and a guy offers me the empty cart he was using and says “left some gas in it for you” - credit : a guy on Twitter

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👤︎ u/Nemisis1000
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Terrible Joke Alert

Did you hear about the guy who was deaf? Well, neither did he.

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👤︎ u/Physicsboy2018
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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My dashboard lit up before the fin fell off the back of my car.

Spoiler alert.

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👤︎ u/misterrandom1
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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What is the best season to sell Life Alert?

Fall

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👤︎ u/winnieismydog
📅︎ May 10 2018
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Twitter virus alert!

There's a new virus on twitter. It's called "chirpies"..It's a canarial disease, but thankfully it's tweetable.

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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Major Spoiler Alert imgur.com/e7pGTVl
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👤︎ u/xela552
📅︎ Apr 11 2014
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If there was a wild dog that continued to falsly alert the pack to the presence of a young human male...

Would he be the Wolf who cried Boy?

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👤︎ u/Krombopulos137
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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What did the Hawaiian say when the fake missle alert made him poop his pants?

ICBM

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👤︎ u/bobs_clam_rodeo
📅︎ Jan 14 2018
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So I told my friend I was gonna watch Cars for the first time and he told me how it ends.

Spoiler Alert.

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👤︎ u/TickLikesBombs
📅︎ May 11 2020
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SPOILER ALERT
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👤︎ u/agarwalkunal12
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Spoiler Alert

Leaving your milk in the refrigerator for too long.

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👤︎ u/Dallasboi1992YT
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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You should always be alert

The world needs more lerts

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👤︎ u/404wav
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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