What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...
It's written in the key of B flat.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
We got our air ducts cleaned today
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.
Police say, they have several leads.
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We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
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a little Xmas pun
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?
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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Haha air go bbrr
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︎ Nov 02 2020
A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
The best thing to do with a crying baby is throw them in the air.
Because what goes up must calm down.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Spoiler Alert
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: βSure, my door is always open.β
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Everyone at my therapistβs office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What can you jump over thatβs a hundred feet in the air?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Picture of inspired air
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can tell when they're standing too.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Son, remember if your parachute stops working mid-air, don't panic.
You'll have the rest of your life to fix it
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?
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︎ May 23 2020
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The origami semi-finals are airing soon.
You can watch it on Paperview
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
how are air conditioning and computers similar?
they don't work as well if you open windows
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Jack: Howβs it going? Beans: Pretty good
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now itβs $1.50. You know why?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now itβs $1.50
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Air used to be free and now itβs 1.75 you know why?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
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Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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