Beyonce Puns

O-o-o

Except maybe Beytwice.

"All The Shingle Laddies"

Séonce

I told my wife I was a massive fan of Beyonce and she replied "What ever floats your boat".

I said no, thats Buoyancy

Buoyance

She said 'whatever floats your boat'. So I said no, that's buoyancy.

The blue jay-z.

I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.

Me: Do you want me to call it?

Her: It is on silent

Me: If you like it you should have put a ring on it

Her: Fuck you

But nobody likes betwice

All The Single Lattes

http://imgur.com/a/SYhc3

me: what's that?
her: Beyonce's sister attacking Jay Z
me: I know her name (very proud)
her: what?
me: Beytwice!
her: facepalm

Her: Whatever floats your boat.

Me: No. That’s buoyancy.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en español (Perdón por errores gramaticales)

Qué comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revolución? Libre!

Qué es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digáis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

BeyoncE

He turned alright alright alright