Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Beyonce"
O-o-o
Except maybe Beytwice.
"All The Shingle Laddies"
SΓ©once
I told my wife I was a massive fan of Beyonce and she replied "What ever floats your boat".
I said no, thats Buoyancy
Buoyance
She said 'whatever floats your boat'. So I said no, that's buoyancy.
The blue jay-z.
I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.
Me: Do you want me to call it?
Her: It is on silent
Me: If you like it you should have put a ring on it
Her: Fuck you
But nobody likes betwice
All The Single Lattes
http://imgur.com/a/SYhc3
me: what's that?
her: Beyonce's sister attacking Jay Z
me: I know her name (very proud)
her: what?
me: Beytwice!
her: facepalm
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No. Thatβs buoyancy.
English and Spanish.
The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.
Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals
What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!
Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.
Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)
QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate
Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura
Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!
QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce
Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.
Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.
Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!
Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!
BeyoncE
He turned alright alright alright
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