Do you know what the air inside a bag of chips is called?

The Snackmosphere.

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My Dad's worst (and coincidentally most-often-told) joke. I miss him.

When I was in the Navy, I was on the deck of a destroyer one day, and I saw a the periscope of an enemy submarine surface nearby. So, quick as a flash, I whipped off my hat and dropped it over the periscope. As the periscope was covered, the submarine didn't realise it had reached the surface, so it kept rising... and when it got to 10,000 feet, we shot it down with the anti-aircraft guns.

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One from my Dad

Me: Dad I like your new truck!

Dad: Thanks! It even came with a passenger side air bag.

Me: Really?

Dad: Yeah, but only when your mom is riding with me.

This was 20 some odd years ago when airbags were a newish thing. Still miss hearing his jokes!

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Potato chips companies are like car companies

They're very good at making air bags.

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Mum hit a deer last night, Dad says it was venicide.

Direct impact, so the front of the car is totaled and it can't be driven, but no air bags went off so everyone is okay. The morning has been long, lots of time on the phone since the vehicle in question was a rental. Can't say they won't remember their time in Alberta.

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