A list of puns related to "Air Bag"
The Snackmosphere.
When I was in the Navy, I was on the deck of a destroyer one day, and I saw a the periscope of an enemy submarine surface nearby. So, quick as a flash, I whipped off my hat and dropped it over the periscope. As the periscope was covered, the submarine didn't realise it had reached the surface, so it kept rising... and when it got to 10,000 feet, we shot it down with the anti-aircraft guns.
Me: Dad I like your new truck!
Dad: Thanks! It even came with a passenger side air bag.
Me: Really?
Dad: Yeah, but only when your mom is riding with me.
This was 20 some odd years ago when airbags were a newish thing. Still miss hearing his jokes!
They're very good at making air bags.
Direct impact, so the front of the car is totaled and it can't be driven, but no air bags went off so everyone is okay. The morning has been long, lots of time on the phone since the vehicle in question was a rental. Can't say they won't remember their time in Alberta.
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