Lifting bag Puns

A list of puns related to "Lifting bag"

Raking at my place of worship gave birth to an unfunny dad joke

I was gathering the leaves from my huge pile of leaves and placing them in a garbage bag inside of a garbage can. To squeeze them down, I lifted my foot up and stomped on the leaves. One of my buddies who's like 13 says to me from the other side of the fence "All you can do is hurt leaves." I stare back at him and say "so the others know they better leave me alone."

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👤︎ u/elcielo17
📅︎ Nov 23 2014
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Got the death stare for this one

My wife: "Could you put this up for me?" (tosses me a bag of candy)

Me: "Sure thing." (lift and hold bag above my head)

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👤︎ u/crayish
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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