Adopters Puns

Literally a dad joke.

And that I'd be meeting my new parents that afternoon.

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

That way he can spend all day saying “Come, Stay”, “Go, Stay”, “Fetch, Stay” and “Stay, Stay”.

Someone told him to “get along little doggie”

remains to be seen!

then owl be a monkey's uncle.

I feel like the 66 route is a little late

So I could have twice as many dad jokes.

I have some bones to pick with you.

We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door

Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.

They are now being raised in a stable environment.

They're better known as the early adopters.

Because two Wongs don’t make a White

He kept on Biden me

What can I say, I’m always willing to raise the steaks.

They said “hell no, why would we pick you”?

"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.

I told him "Dad, I found the paperwork. I know"

Dad said "What paperwork? What did you find?"

"I'm adopted"

He replied "Hi adopted! I'm- oh, wait. Nevermind."

First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.

Because I can't raise them myself

What's a dad joke you're adopted.

Credit goes to youtuber pikamee

"Do you want aunts? Cause that's how you get aunts!"

Under the current Imperial system, every three feet is a new yard

Son: "Wow really? I'd never have guessed!".

Dad: "Im glad you're taking this so well".

Son: "Well I did have my suspicions".

Dad: "yes yes, anyway go pack your bags, your new parents will be here in 10 minutes".

He said "I see you and I raise you."

......And I'd be meeting my new parents that afternoon.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor

I've got some bones to pick with you.

As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door

To get a long little doggie.

Because I can’t raise them myself.

But as son as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.