I received a letter with no address on today, who was it intended for?
Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.
She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
My street sign from a previous address:
My son asked what our IP address was.
Jeff, an Oxford comma, and a semicolon walk into a bar.
They both had a great time.
What does a house wear? Address
My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....
My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO
The order for this countertop has no address
I just got sent a severed penis in a box with no address
Guess it was an anonymous tip
Blank envelope....
Now, thats something that needs addressing.
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot in my life has changed....
Like, my name, phone number, and address
My five year old son ’s dad in training comment when asked “what’s your address?”
Dad, I’m not a girl, I don’t wear dresses!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Ellifino.
What do houses like to wear?
Dad birthdays are always improper...
All the gifts are addressed “Faux Pas”
Need your best rock/stone based puns
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
I bought my friend an Elephant for her room...
She said "thanks". I said "don't mention it"
I've created a toilet locator for those who have trouble finding one
Ordered a Stud Finder on Amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address.
Still made it to my door.
It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
Helping the postman get this to the correct address
If toilets had an address, what would it be called?
Chuck Norris' email address:
My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom
Because it has an IP address.
What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
The address for this whale watching company
"We have a few things that need addressing."
Me: Is one of them a salad?
A Japanese zoo just celebrated the birth of a baby elephant
Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.
I couldn't find Dwayne Johnson in address book
because he was under the rock
What did the postman get his wife for her birthday?
Let's address the elephant in the room.
What does a house wear?
Address
Edit: Wow! I never thought my first award would be for a dad joke. Thanks anonymous redditor.
Have it delivered to the Get Cheeseburger address.
My son asked me what our IP address was.
What does a female house wear?
What did the house wear on her date?
My son asked me what our IP address was.
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