Accredited Puns

A list of puns related to "Accredited"

Dad:"I need to call the doctor today." Mom:" Which doctor?"

Dad: "No the regular kind."

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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My History professor asked us to write some jokes on the back of our history final for extra credit. After the groans from everyone I told it to, I think it belongs here.

Why was Leif Erikson not accredited with discovering the New World?

Because if he had put some roots down, he would have been Tree Erikson.

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👤︎ u/LiamIsMailBackwards
📅︎ Dec 17 2015
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