Last night someone hacked into my computer and stole my Microsoft Office account.
Mark my WORD, I will EXCEL in finding you.
I used to be an accountant
But I quit when I started hearing invoices.
Microsoft are starting to ban fake email accounts
They sent an email saying they are going to test mine, I don't have a positive outlook though
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn’t budget so he worked it out with a pencil.
Why are there no midget accountants?
They keep coming up short
Trouble getting into my account...
Enter Password: "FootLoose"
...
Wrong, Try again: "DangerZone"
...
Wrong, you are locked out! You are only allowed 2 incorrect Loggins.
What do accountants do when they’re constipated?
Work it out with a pencil
I went to the bank teller and told her that I’m changing banks and want to open a new account.
She said, “No problem. What’s the name of your previous bank?”
I said, “Piggy’.
Gwen Stefani has 14.8M Instagram followers and only follows 1,003 accounts
'Cause she ain't no follow back girl.
Willy Wonka once fired his lead accountant on the spot.
He was accused of not fudging the numbers.
What’s an accountant’s favourite dessert?
I will never try to make my own cheese
It’s whey out of my league
My mate finally deleted his Grindr account.
When I asked him why, he said ‘because everyone on there sucks!’
When your dog rounds up your sheep
i have a thief joke but it was stolen.
I lost my job as head accountant at the Keebler Elves cookie company.
I refused to fudge the numbers.
My son asked if now is a good time to open a savings account
I said, "That would make cents."
Tampax recently announced they will be removing the string from their tampons and replacing it with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas period only.
What does a great accountant do?
I got a complimentary letter from the bank today..
It said my account was outstanding..
Why accountants fall? [OC]
The White House has suddenly turned into such a polite place.
Everyone is going around saying, "Pardon me."
What bank account does an LED lightbulb have?
My brother became a step father to a teenage girl, and I found her throwaway reddit account and she's answering all sorts of questions right now.
That's a niece on alt AMA.
Why didn’t the knight want to make an email account?
Because he already had enough chain mail.
why are cats such good bakers?
They have built in whiskers
To all those who want the U.S to default on its debt...
Stop Yellen and do something about it!
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
What do you call 2 monkeys sharing an Amazon account
What do you call two monkeys with a joint Amazon account?
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO MONKEYS WHO SHARE AN AMAZON ACCOUNT
what do you call monkeys who share an amazon account?
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
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