Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?
What does James Bond need to go on vacation?
Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
A James Bond movie from 1979
What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?
Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?
I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.
What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
Their bond is inseparable
You cannot break their bond
What did O2 say to OH- when it found out that it formed a bond with H+?
Why did James Bond keep his library book?
Because it was Due Another Day
What is Chicken Little's least favorite James Bond film?
“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond...
I just finished watching James Bond
I was shaken, but not stirred.
What's James Bond's favorite gas station
Drinking vodka martini's won't make you James Bond.
But it'll make you Roger Moore.
My name is bond, double.....
The names Bond
Ionic Bond
Electrons taken, not shared
Creddit to my chemistry teacher
The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.
What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?
At the slaughterhouse, the cows were beginning to form bonds with me before I led them to be murdered...
I guess Stockyard Syndrome is real!
What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
What do you get if you cross James Bond with a blind dinosaur?
Spynosawus.
... I'll just see myself out
How does James Bond order eggs?
What do you say to a C atom that leaves its molecular bond?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
James Bond enjoying himself
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
What do you call james bond taking a bath?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
What does James Bond do in bed?
What does James Bond do before bed?
VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond...
But it will make you Roger Moore.
What do you call James Bond in a Jaccuzi?
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thank you. Dye
another day.
What does James Bond do before bed?
What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi?
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