This is an accidental pun, but i hope it counts because its great.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Accidental pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merelymyself
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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credit to the bbc for this (possibly accidental?) pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctorgreenwolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Accidental pun - Found on a poster for the upcoming 'Apollo 11' movie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrmongoose64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Accidental pun, but it made me giggle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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accidental pun imgur.com/ZRFLrpI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icanpretendtoo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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An accidental pun

Setting: My partner and I are sitting on the couch watching the Leafs v Bruins hockey game

Background: my partner loves puns, LOVES them and makes like 20+ pun jokes a day. I’m horrible with puns and have made like two in my entire life.

Here’s what happened: Hockey game: Boston dude is on the ground, leafs dude is on top of him, looks like there’s going to be a fight

Me: looks like there’s a fight a-brewin’

Partner: BRUIN! A-BRUIN (chuckles manically)

Me: damn, I just fell backwards right into that

Him: of course you didn’t do it on purpose (still chuckling, high fives me)

I was so impressed with my accidental pun My first thought was - I have to share this on reddit! (He’s still chuckling, btw)

Edited for formatting (mobile user, yada yada)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspiciousFun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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My sister made an accidental pun and my father took the bait

Sister (about bites she found on my niece in our family group text chat): it's fleas, I just found one biting her. I'm effing ticked!

Father: no, you're flea'd, not ticked, duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlaysWithF1r3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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Accidental Dad Joke

Story time:

So over the holiday, while visiting my mom, she asked me to run and pick up some groceries she had on her shopping list. So of course, I pack up my kids and we are off to the store. As I am perusing the juice aisle, my daughter squeals, "ELSA!!!!" Sure enough, there was Elsa, on the label of a bottle of apple juice. I thought, "Apple juice is on the list and it will make my daughter happy? Boom getting it!" Fast forward to putting groceries away at my mom's house.

Mom: "Did you get everything on my list?"

Me: "Yes mom."

Mom: as I am handing her the Elsa apple juice "Oh I wanted you to get the frozen apple juice"

Me: my face shifting from a look of irritation to a stupid-cheesy smirk "That IS Frozen apple juice..."

Mom: fighting the urge to smack me while rolling her eyes "OMG."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ehrivei
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I came up with a joke about accidental notes.

I thought it was really sharp, but I told my friends, and it just fell flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammiedontsurf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Did you hear that oxygen and potassium met with an accidental yesterday?

Don't worry, they're OK now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Accidental thief

My daughter found a glue stick in her coat pocket today that she mistakenly took from school. I asked her if sticky fingers were to blame.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Accidental Jesus dad joke

I recently tore all the ligaments in my ankle and I’m still in rehab. I was on the sidewalk concentrating on my crutches when a construction worker popped up in front of me. Initially I thought he was going to tell me I was walking under something dangerous; halfway through I thought he was going to ask me out; then Jesus happened:

β€œHey, that looks like it hurts!”

β€œNaw, it’s not bad, it’s much better now.”

β€œRunning? Skiing? How’d you do it?”

β€œRock climbing.”

β€œRock climbing! Wow, so you must be strong, eh?”

β€œYeah, I’m ripped.”

β€œ … ripped? Really?”

β€œYeah, I’m super ripped.”

β€œ … oh. Wow. Not joking.”

β€œYeah, I’m joking. I’m not actually ripped.”

β€œ … ahaha … hah. That was good.”

β€œYep.”

β€œSo, I’m Christian.”

β€œHi, Christian.”

β€œ... and I don’t know if you’ve read the Bible, but the Bible says that laying on of hands, especially for our fellow Christians, will heal. And I’ve …” etc.

It took me a block to realize that I’d accidentally made a Dad joke.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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My mom's accidental dad joke

My great aunt died recently. My mom called and told me at school. I guess my aunt had fallen asleep on the couch and never woke up. She had an enlarged heart, the doctors said, and it gave out on her while she was sleeping.

I didn't really know my aunt, but my mom grew up with her. So I asked my mom if she was okay.

"Yeah I'm okay," she said. "I will miss her, but she died peacefully. She was a good woman. She had a really big heart."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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Accidental dad-joke on my first day of being married

My wife and I ate at red lobster last night after our marriage ceremony (we're having a reception in a few weeks when all of our family and friends are actually available).

Well, my wife accidentally choked on whatever she was eating.

After she got done coughing..

> Me: Are you alright?

> Her: Yes. Fine! It just scared me. I'll be back. I'm going to run to the restroom.

> Me: Okey-Dokey-Arti-Chokey!

> Her: groans and rolls eyes

I was confused until she got a few steps away and then I said under my breath

> Me: "heh.. Arti-chokey"

I laughed silently to myself and reminded her of what I said when she got back to the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dforderp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2015
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accidental dad joke

I threw a light bulb in the glove compartment of my car, because it had burnt out at work, i'd swapped it, and put it in my pocket. I had put a black X on it in sharpie to mark it as bad. Some months later, someone was digging and found it. He asked me why i left it in the glove box, and i told him "yeah, i guess that's a bad idea." He slapped me at the next red light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamman500
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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Accidental poop dad joke with boys

I am a single father of two boys that are 8 and 10. These conversations happen way to regularly around the dinner table.

My Oldest: "Dad I think pooping is a waste of time" Me: "Yea, a solid waste of time"

I didn't realize the pun until a few moments after I had said it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllogicReaction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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I made an accidental dad joke.

I'm a second year university student. I was walking back to my room and walked into an acquaintance. We're both computer geeks more or less, and I was carrying my laptop with me. I started making some simple smalltalk when he noticed my laptop.

"Oh! Is that a Dell?"

Me: "oh!...Yeah! It's a Dell, but not the singer."

Continued to walk past, as this encounter took an entire 10 seconds at most

Random passerby that overheard in a hearty tone: "Hey! That was funny!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arretezz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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[Accidental Dad Joke] My kids were complaining about how the oranges we bought smelled, so I smelled them.

I said, "They don't smell bad, just not very appealing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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The accidental dad joke master.

Our front door was open, I wasn't paying attention and a car drove by really fast.

Me: That car was hauling ass.

GF: Hehe. Hauling.

Me: What?

It was a U-Haul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theintention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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My dad had a stroke of accidental genius

It's Ramadan right now (fasting month for muslims) and I was talking to my dad when he told me that it's the last day.

I said, "Can't believe it's the last day already."

And he says, "Yeah, it's so fast!"

He didn't realize he made a joke at first, but after that, we shared a sensible chuckle and a high five.

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Accidental dad joke.

My friend asked me if he could have some soda. (It was not refrigerated)

Friend: Can I have some soda?

Me: Sure... I'd recommend some ice.

Friend: Wow REALLY???

Me: Yeah it's pretty cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMurshaq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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Accidental Dad joke when my brother graduated.

My brother graduated about 4 or 5 years ago now. When he did he phoned my mum to give her the verdict on his grades. I was asleep at the time and she yelled up the stairs to me to tell me the good news.

> Mum: hey! Tom's graduated with a 2:2!

> Me (half asleep): When did he take up ballet?

It took me a while to figure out why my mum was laughing so hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NejKidd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Completely accidental dad joke at Wawa today.

My girlfriend and I were getting coffee and tea at wawa.

Her- Do you like the Irish Cream? Me- yeah but not really with French vanilla coffee. Her- Why not? Me- it's just that I-rish it wasn't so sweet.

I realized what I had done and we had to go our separate ways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_r_e_y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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Came up with an accidental dadjoke last night.

At a bar last night:

Friend: "I wonder why they decided to put in a wood ceiling?"

Me: "I dunno, guess they were bored."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brakos
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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