To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
All his best days are now left behind.
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
He fits the bill.
To the I.C.U
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
There was de brie everywhere!
Now she’s in the ICU
Understandably, he's livid!
I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
I was dad on arrival.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
But now I can look back and laugh.
RIP
His joint
Rectum.
We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
‘Get whale soon’ cards.
Don’t worry, he’s all right now.
The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms!”
I took him to the ICU
The doctors called it eyeLEDs
Dont worry, he's all 'right' now
I was crushed by the news.
I’m just always down on one knee
They'll add consult to injury
They told me that recently they had come into ownership of a small ball of string. At first, they thought nothing of it. One day, they walked into their house and the ball of string was on the table, when they had specifically left it in a closet. They put it away again, but the next day when they came home from work, the ball was on the table again. It kept happening, and eventually it became a sort of game for my friend. They'd leave it somewhere they thought it could never come back from, and return to find it on their table.
Then it began to appear in other places.
It appeared in the middle of a company meeting. One moment, the table was empty, the next, it had a ball of string in the middle. While driving, they spotted it in the back of their car. They saw it inside of a vending machine. But at the end of every day it would return to their table.
Eventually, my friend decided enough was enough. They took the string, and threw it off a bridge into a river. As they were driving home, a car swerved and hit them, wrecking both cars. My friend staggered to check on the other driver, and all he found was a small pile of soggy string on the seat.
After that, he never saw the string again.
So after he told me this tale, I turned to him, and said, "Wow... that was quite a yarn."
He’s all right now
Now my boots are squeaky...
We've made a massive mistake
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
So yeah I got into a car accident during college and I wanted to commemorate that on my grad cap. My mom won't let me put my mri, "you should put something positive on your cap, not something negative" so yeah a back pun is the next best thing I could think of putting on there.
Get a Dodge.
They were the lamb-ulance
I only wanted one granny flat :(
To the I.C.U.
To the I-C-U!
The I C U
But now I can look back and laugh.
To the I...C...U!!!
