Catastrophic pun
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Cats dying is catastrophic.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Why is a tsunami so catastrophic?
Because it's an emerging sea.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
TIL: Some farmers in Bangladesh have switched to raising ducks instead of chickens, because during catastrophic floods, ducks float.
Sounds like they're a bunch of quacks to me.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Be clawful of these CATastrophic cat puns! [facebook]
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︎ Apr 27 2012
This oneโs a catastrophe
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Catastrophe
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︎ Jul 30 2019
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I hear astronaut schools are now accepting cats, and it only costs $2...
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Why do big-game hunters mount their lionsโ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What a Catastrophe!
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︎ Jul 13 2015
I'm glad my cat is well trained and not aggressive
She's just purrfect or else it would have been a catastrophe.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Puss in
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︎ Feb 03 2019
It's sad that grumpy cat died.
At least he lived a memeingful life.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Chinese whiskers
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︎ Oct 25 2018
Never combine a cat with an apostrophe.
Itโll be a catastrophe.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What do you call a stack of cats?
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Can anyone think of good cat puns?
I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me
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︎ Apr 23 2016
I went hunting for the first time ever last week.
The only thing I managed to shoot was a feral cat. Great shot though, tore the thing in half and the front half was nowhere to be seen. Filled with pride, I picked up the feline's hind quarters and thought I'd have a go at taxidermy to make a plaque for above the mantle. What a catastrophe.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Why does the trophy look like a cat's butt?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
A boat sunk yesterday
It was a catastrophe of Titanic proportion
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︎ Mar 23 2019
What do you call a competition that gives out dead cats as trophies?
A catastrophe (cat-as-trophy).
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︎ Sep 05 2016
Did you hear about the awards show where the winners received an award that looked like a kitty's behind?
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Cant go outside because it is raining cats with no dogs
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︎ Apr 16 2019
They stopped letting felines roam free in the meat market at the grocery store...
Too many animal related injuries, they were too delicat
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︎ Jan 03 2017
Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?
It was a huge catastrophe.
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︎ Oct 08 2017
100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
- Allow => A-meow
- Apology => A-paw-logy
- Appalling => A-paw-ling
- Attitude => Cat-titude
- Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
- Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
- Because => Be-claws
- Before => Be-fur
- Bother => Bo-fur
- Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
- Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
- Catch => Cat-ch
- Clever => Claw-ver
- Confusing => Con-fur-sing
- Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
- Different => Dif-fur-rent
- Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
- Familiar => Fur-miliar
- Feeling => Feline
- For => Fur
- For real => Fur real
- Forever => Fur-ever
- Forget => Fur-get
- Fortunate => Fur-tunate
- Forward => Fur-ward
- Friend => Fur-end
- Furious => Fur-ious
- Further => Fur-ther
- Get or Got => Cat
- Help me out => Help meow-t
- History => Hiss-tory
- Hysterical => Hiss-terical
- Inferior => In-fur-ior
- Kidding me => Kitten me
- Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
- Literally => Litter-ally
- Literature => Litter-a-ture
- Lost => Claw-st
- Lying => Lion
- Magnificent => Meow-nificent
- Marvellous => Meow-velous
- Minimum => Mew-nimum
- Misery => Mew-sery
- Moment => Mew-ment
- Mountain => Meow-ntain
- Move => Mew-v
- Music => Mew-sic
- Musician => Meow-sician
- Never => Nev-fur
- New => Mew
- Now => Meow
- Over => Ov-fur
- Paper => Pay-purr
- Pardon me => Paw-don me
- Pause => Paws
- Perfect => Purr-fect
- Perhaps => Purr-haps
- Permission => Purr-mission
- Person => Purr-son
- Personal => Purr-sonal
- Persuasion => Purr-suasion
- Places => Purr-laces
- Please => Paw-lease
- Portable => Paw-table
- Positive => Paw-sitive
- Possibility => Paw-sibility
- Possibly => Paw-sibly
- Precious => Purr-ecious
- Prefer => Paw-fer
- Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
- Pretty => Purr-ty
- Priceless => Purr-iceless
- Prince => Purr-ince
- Princess => Purr-incess
- Puns => Purr-ns
- Purpose => Purr-pose
- Referring => Re-fur-ing
- Respond => Res-paw-nd
- Simple => Sim-paw-le
- Suffer => Suf-fur
- Superior => Su-purr-ior
- Tale => Tail
- Talent => Tail-ent
- Tell => Tail
- Thatโs all => Catโs all
- Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
- Very => Furry
- Whenever => Whene-fur
- Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
- You => Mew
- Apologize => A-paw-logize
- First => Furr-st
- How are you? => Meow are mew?
- Morning => Meowrning
- Phon
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keep reading on reddit โก
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︎ Feb 01 2017
Why doesn't the Feline Proctology Hospital give out awards?
They don't want to cause a catastrophe.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
I took my cat to a pet show and it won the prize for best booty
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︎ Oct 18 2016
I can't believe there's now jewelry you can cover your cats anus with?
It's a catastrophe.
Edit: Don't ask what that question mark is doing there?
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︎ Dec 12 2017
I ran over a kitten on the drive home...
Really nailed it, poor thing went flying. My seven year old son says from the passenger seat, "Dad, that was.... CATastrophic."
Felt bad for the cat, but pretty damn proud of my son.
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︎ Aug 30 2017
Did you guys here about the cow killings in the east?
It was an utter catastrophe.
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︎ Nov 27 2012
So I was at the Animal Shelter the other day looking at cats. All of a sudden, they all escaped!
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︎ Sep 29 2017
What's the worst part about paying to send a feline into space?
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︎ Jul 22 2017
Dad! Our cat just won the prize for the 'best cat bum contest!'
Dad: That is a catastrophe
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︎ Oct 20 2017
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barbwire fence?
It was an udder catastrophe.
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︎ Jan 04 2017
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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What do you call an avalanche of cats?
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