Catastrophic pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PresidentCrabo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Cats dying is catastrophic.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Falom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why is a tsunami so catastrophic?

Because it's an emerging sea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KatWayward
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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TIL: Some farmers in Bangladesh have switched to raising ducks instead of chickens, because during catastrophic floods, ducks float.

Sounds like they're a bunch of quacks to me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tehjukebox
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Be clawful of these CATastrophic cat puns! [facebook]
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/keemsters
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This oneโ€™s a catastrophe
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jimmylathen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?

Catatonic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bodaciousblonde124
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I'm here to fix your computer! reddit.com/gallery/ikq98t
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SunHasReturned
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Catastrophe
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/brunk91
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I hear astronaut schools are now accepting cats, and it only costs $2...

It's a catastrophe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NGEddie
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lionsโ€™ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/friste
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Everyone steps in poodles.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Corpse1984
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.

That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sir_CockLord
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What a Catastrophe!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LegendofDragoon
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I'm glad my cat is well trained and not aggressive

She's just purrfect or else it would have been a catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Slymood
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Puss in
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/phut-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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It's sad that grumpy cat died.

At least he lived a memeingful life.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/diy4real
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Chinese whiskers
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spookyAGENT
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Never combine a cat with an apostrophe.

Itโ€™ll be a catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do you call a stack of cats?

A meowtain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ginger_Waves
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Can anyone think of good cat puns?

I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Catsaiah
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I went hunting for the first time ever last week.

The only thing I managed to shoot was a feral cat. Great shot though, tore the thing in half and the front half was nowhere to be seen. Filled with pride, I picked up the feline's hind quarters and thought I'd have a go at taxidermy to make a plaque for above the mantle. What a catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bort-bort-bort
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?

It was a catastrophe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hughperman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Why does the trophy look like a cat's butt?

It's a catastrophe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rumoffu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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A boat sunk yesterday

It was a catastrophe of Titanic proportion

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cyberneticpencil
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do you call a competition that gives out dead cats as trophies?

A catastrophe (cat-as-trophy).

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FallenIntoAshes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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Did you hear about the awards show where the winners received an award that looked like a kitty's behind?

It was a catastrophe!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Undope
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Cant go outside because it is raining cats with no dogs

what a catastrophe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/8dotsANDacomma
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They stopped letting felines roam free in the meat market at the grocery store...

Too many animal related injuries, they were too delicat

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?

It was a huge catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Case_Ace
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100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
  • Allow => A-meow
  • Apology => A-paw-logy
  • Appalling => A-paw-ling
  • Attitude => Cat-titude
  • Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
  • Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
  • Because => Be-claws
  • Before => Be-fur
  • Bother => Bo-fur
  • Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
  • Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
  • Catch => Cat-ch
  • Clever => Claw-ver
  • Confusing => Con-fur-sing
  • Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
  • Different => Dif-fur-rent
  • Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
  • Familiar => Fur-miliar
  • Feeling => Feline
  • For => Fur
  • For real => Fur real
  • Forever => Fur-ever
  • Forget => Fur-get
  • Fortunate => Fur-tunate
  • Forward => Fur-ward
  • Friend => Fur-end
  • Furious => Fur-ious
  • Further => Fur-ther
  • Get or Got => Cat
  • Help me out => Help meow-t
  • History => Hiss-tory
  • Hysterical => Hiss-terical
  • Inferior => In-fur-ior
  • Kidding me => Kitten me
  • Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
  • Literally => Litter-ally
  • Literature => Litter-a-ture
  • Lost => Claw-st
  • Lying => Lion
  • Magnificent => Meow-nificent
  • Marvellous => Meow-velous
  • Minimum => Mew-nimum
  • Misery => Mew-sery
  • Moment => Mew-ment
  • Mountain => Meow-ntain
  • Move => Mew-v
  • Music => Mew-sic
  • Musician => Meow-sician
  • Never => Nev-fur
  • New => Mew
  • Now => Meow
  • Over => Ov-fur
  • Paper => Pay-purr
  • Pardon me => Paw-don me
  • Pause => Paws
  • Perfect => Purr-fect
  • Perhaps => Purr-haps
  • Permission => Purr-mission
  • Person => Purr-son
  • Personal => Purr-sonal
  • Persuasion => Purr-suasion
  • Places => Purr-laces
  • Please => Paw-lease
  • Portable => Paw-table
  • Positive => Paw-sitive
  • Possibility => Paw-sibility
  • Possibly => Paw-sibly
  • Precious => Purr-ecious
  • Prefer => Paw-fer
  • Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
  • Pretty => Purr-ty
  • Priceless => Purr-iceless
  • Prince => Purr-ince
  • Princess => Purr-incess
  • Puns => Purr-ns
  • Purpose => Purr-pose
  • Referring => Re-fur-ing
  • Respond => Res-paw-nd
  • Simple => Sim-paw-le
  • Suffer => Suf-fur
  • Superior => Su-purr-ior
  • Tale => Tail
  • Talent => Tail-ent
  • Tell => Tail
  • Thatโ€™s all => Catโ€™s all
  • Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
  • Very => Furry
  • Whenever => Whene-fur
  • Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
  • You => Mew
  • Apologize => A-paw-logize
  • First => Furr-st
  • How are you? => Meow are mew?
  • Morning => Meowrning
  • Phon
... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Why doesn't the Feline Proctology Hospital give out awards?

They don't want to cause a catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/clearlyNOTinsane
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I took my cat to a pet show and it won the prize for best booty

It was a catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/myth-ran-dire
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I can't believe there's now jewelry you can cover your cats anus with?

It's a catastrophe.

Edit: Don't ask what that question mark is doing there?

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I ran over a kitten on the drive home...

Really nailed it, poor thing went flying. My seven year old son says from the passenger seat, "Dad, that was.... CATastrophic."

Felt bad for the cat, but pretty damn proud of my son.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sunstoned1
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Did you guys here about the cow killings in the east?

It was an utter catastrophe.

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So I was at the Animal Shelter the other day looking at cats. All of a sudden, they all escaped!

What a Catastrophe.

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What's the worst part about paying to send a feline into space?

It's a catastrophe!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hizleggys
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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Dad! Our cat just won the prize for the 'best cat bum contest!'

Dad: That is a catastrophe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/originalgeorge
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barbwire fence?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blueskydiver76
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.

That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sir_CockLord
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call an avalanche of cats?

A catastrophe.

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