Zen master Puns

A list of puns related to "Zen master"

A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.

"Make me one with everything."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LatinousNamous
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My grandfather was a master of Zen

He always said "Ven you vant to do something, zen go and do it!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kirillsimin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Did you hear about the Zen master that walked across the fiery coals?

He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jebjum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thrashertm
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2016
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