4 Hilarious Zen master Puns - Punstoppable 😜

A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.

"Make me one with everything."

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👤︎ u/LatinousNamous

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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My grandfather was a master of Zen

He always said "Ven you vant to do something, zen go and do it!"

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👤︎ u/kirillsimin

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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Did you hear about the Zen master that walked across the fiery coals?

He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.

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👤︎ u/jebjum

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor

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👤︎ u/thrashertm

📅︎ May 19 2016

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