[Chinese] 馋 (chΓ‘n)

Greed or want, usually in relation to food (馋 chΓ‘n or ε˜΄ι¦‹ zuǐ chΓ‘n) but without negative connotations. Somewhat similar to mouthwatering but describes the person’s reaction rather than the food. ηœΌι¦‹ (yǎn chΓ‘n) describes the same feeling but when a person sees something they like

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Buddhist Monk: "We must understand Zen, otherwise I fear we will not understand our Zen." [1:37:36] youtube.com/watch?v=zVbMV…
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Why zen doesn’t have anything to do with sitting meditation.

Why zen doesn’t have anything to do with sitting meditation.

Although this tired old subject has been now been talked to death many times over on r/zen, and is no longer interesting, we still get trolls spreading religious misinformation on an almost daily basis.

As such, I’ve decided to collate all the crucial evidence in the β€œbig debate” into one OP to make it easier to give people everything they need to know in one simple link, as opposed to repeating myself all the time.

Thus, welcome. This is a huge and tedious OP, but I think it’s necessary.

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INTRODUCTION

Zen has nothing to do with seated mediation. On the contrary, Zen masters warned people against trying to engage in seated meditation for zen purposes.

The reason so many people believe there is a link between zen and meditation, for that β€œzen” means β€œmeditation” (it doesn’t) is that there are churches out there that have been actively spreading these lies and co-opting the zen name for their own weird nonsense doctrines for the last 1000 years.

Unfortunately for them, despite much being lost and purposefully destroyed, we still have a few records left from the real Zen Masters.

WHAT IS ZEN, THEN, IF NOT MEDITATION?

Zen is the name for an enlightenment school/lineage which was started in China by someone now referred to as Bodhidharma in around AD500. Unlike the various religions, philosophies and cosmologies at the time, Zen was radically different.

Zen is not a religion or a philosophy or certain practices or knowledge. Zen is, in a nutshell, about seeing your true nature. It’s about recognising what β€œBuddha nature” means. The penny drops, the cat is out of the bag. This is something that occurs in an instant. You see your nature and become a Buddha. This happens when all beliefs, ideas, concepts and practices are seen through as mere fleeting elements of One Mind.

Zen dialogues are all attempts at demonstrations and explorations of the dharma, as it were.

Buddha means β€œenlightened one”. The zen masters saw their enlightenment as the only true enlightenment, and the exact same one the β€œO.G” Buddha/Siddarta/Gautama/Sakyamuni experienced under the Bodhi tree. They retained the essence of it in their teaching, but Buddhists misunderstood and made a complex and nonsensical set of religions out of it, deferring to practices and beliefs, morality and the casting of the Buddha as a supernaturally gifted messiah figure.

Zenlightenment isn’t like that though:

*Enli

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Daoxin (the Fourth Patriarch) vs. Zhuangzi and Laozi, ft. a fuck-ton of r/zen's most controversial questions

I came across this here passage while browsing through Dayi Daoxin's Terebess page, and found it interesting considering we've such a history of people asking how Daoism relates to Zen on this sub. In doing my research on it however, I soon fell down a rabbit hole and found it did more than just this and went straight to the heart of a lot of controversial questions on this sub, including:

  • What is Zen's relationship to Daoism?
  • Is Zen Buddhist?
  • What is "zazen"?
  • What is the Zen lineage? Can we trust its biographical and genealogical accounts?
  • What does early Zen have to say about Zen as a whole and can we trust the sources?

This is a long post.

Without any further ado, here is the passage that started this all:

>The great master said –
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>Zhuangzi taught:
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>Heaven and earth are one finger.All things are one horse.
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>But the Dharmapada sΕ«tra says:
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>β€˜One' does not just mean the number one;The intention is the refutation of all numbers.Only students of shallow intellectMean the number one when they say β€˜one'.
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>Thus Zhuangzi seems to be stuck at the idea of β€˜one'.
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>Laozi said:
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>So subtle! So profound!Its essence is within.
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>Here, even though there are no categories outside, the mind is still preserved within. The AvataαΉƒsaka sΕ«tra says:
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>Do not be attached to dualistic entities,As there is neither singularity nor duality.
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>And the VimalakΔ«rti-nirdeΕ›a sΕ«tra corroborates this by saying:
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>Mind does not exist internally or externally,Nor anywhere in between.
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>When we understand this, we can see that Laozi is stuck at the idea of the existence of an essential awareness.

As we can see, Daoxin is allegedly disputing the idea of the "one/many" metaphysics that features chiefly in the proto-Daoist texts of Laozi and Zhuangzi, hinting at some nameless, swirling flow of constant flux and change hidden behind the appearances we see in the world, as well as the idea of a primordial awareness which subtly lurks behind the scenes, by his reading here.

Instead, he quotes Mahayana Buddhist scripture and suggests that the truth of the teachings is beyond the teaching of these two texts.

But... this is where the rabbit hole begins...

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... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Free Lower Decks themed item in the Star Trek Online ZEN store!
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Naan-negotiable
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Knowledgeable man
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What is the zen buddhism translation of "Investigate Chan"?

In chinese buddhism they say "Investigate Chan" where Chan = Zen... what is the Japanese Buddhism translation of that? thanks in advance

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Zazen is not Zen.
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Is Zen to be studied or to be practiced?
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New to Zen Buddhism. Looking for reading material

I just read Sacred Hoops by Phil Jackson and it opened my mind to Zen Buddhism. I am very intrigued and would like to learn more. I would appreciate it if you all could comment with some reading material for beginners in this post.

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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