Zen Buddhist Puns

A list of puns related to "Zen Buddhist"

Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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HELP WANTED: Zen Buddhist Monk

Inquire within.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboNerdOK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the Subway worker?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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The zen Buddhist achieved enlightenment, only to find himself unable to vacuum in corners.

He had no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotDiggityDamnSon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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