My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils

I think he's ricist

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/falgony
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Picky eater results in epic dad joke from my daughter...

My middle child, who loves rice, declined the yellow rice we offered him because apparently he only likes one type of rice.

Without missing a beat my daughter (11 y/o) exclaimed, "stop being rice-ist."

My job is done, clearly there is no more I can teach her.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dr_Nik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Working the buffet...

Grabbing some white rice, yellow rice, and some brown rice along the way.

Daughter asks "Why are you getting some of each?"

"'Cos I'm all about ricial diversity."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/darthp8r
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