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A list of puns related to "Yard (land)"
I live on the edge of a golf course, and someone’s golf ball landed in our yard, so I grabbed it, ran over to the fairway before they got there and tossed it on. I saved them a penalty stroke!
A crow landed in our back yard this morning > Mom: hey look! A scare crow!
> Me: that's not a scarecrow. It's just a crow.
> Mom : well that crow certainly scares me!
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