I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...

I was amidship man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic

Sails should go through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?

Pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What did the German millionaire say about his yacht?

.... It's verboten

Made up for my son when he was 5 forever ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbcher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?

The beginning of a beautiful French ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewszabo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you hear about the Yacht builder that had to work from home?

His sails went through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenxMiyagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..

..and the Sails have gone through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My yacht passenger was rude to me when he gruffly asked "how will we embark upon our trip?"

So I told him to shove off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why is β€œyacht” spelled that way instead of like β€œyot?”

Because why nacht.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...

Sails are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/void_burglar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?

A dictatorship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane_Axe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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French guy, showing off his yacht collection: This is Un. Here is Deux, Trois, Quatre and, finally, Six.

Her: Where is the 5th?

French guy: Cinq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!

Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiestapepper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilsonHanks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...

It's just a berth mark, he swears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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36 foot yacht
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenSourcePro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.

Who woulda thunk it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.

I’d like to get the best of boat words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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My dad wants a yacht
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YEEEA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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What does the yacht inspector do?

Makes sure everything is ship shape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woefulStargazer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Why are big boats called "Yachts"?

Because they cost "Yachts of money".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WPBDoc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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I started a business building Yachts in my attic

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mallander
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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I just started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are already through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic

Sales are through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jthornborrow21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I recently opened a yacht business in my attic

Sails are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordranch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I've started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwhiteboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year

The sails are going through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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