I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
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I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What did the German millionaire say about his yacht?
.... It's verboten
Made up for my son when he was 5 forever ago
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Did you hear about the Yacht builder that had to work from home?
His sails went through the roof
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
My yacht passenger was rude to me when he gruffly asked "how will we embark upon our trip?"
So I told him to shove off.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why is βyachtβ spelled that way instead of like βyot?β
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︎ Dec 27 2019
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
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︎ Jan 28 2020
French guy, showing off his yacht collection: This is Un. Here is Deux, Trois, Quatre and, finally, Six.
Her: Where is the 5th?
French guy: Cinq.
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︎ May 15 2019
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
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︎ Mar 10 2015
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
36 foot yacht
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︎ Sep 17 2018
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Iβd like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
Iβd like to get the best of boat words.
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︎ Jul 09 2018
My dad wants a yacht
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︎ Oct 15 2013
What does the yacht inspector do?
Makes sure everything is ship shape.
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︎ Jan 08 2017
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
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︎ Nov 06 2013
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic
Sales are through the roof
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I recently opened a yacht business in my attic
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Jun 27 2019
I've started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Aug 31 2017
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year
The sails are going through the roof
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