Windmill Puns

A list of puns related to "Windmill"

We named our band Windmill

So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base

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👤︎ u/moneybot13
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity

OMFG IM A HUUUGE FAN

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👤︎ u/pizzatron574
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Windmills

Two windmills near Palm Springs were chatting and the one turns to the other and asks:

“What music do you like?”

The other windmill thinks for a while and responds:

“I’m a metal fan”

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👤︎ u/tthrivi
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.

The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"

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👤︎ u/scensei
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".

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👤︎ u/Master_Achi
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Someone complimented me today by calling me a windmill

Honestly I'm not a big fan of that

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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I really don’t like tiny windmills

Not a big fan

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👤︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Two windmills were on a date

one said to the other "What type of music do you like?" the other responded "i'm a huge metal fan".

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👤︎ u/cmoultnoe
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Windmills are not all that popular.

Despite having a huge fan base.

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👤︎ u/The_Dylmyster
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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What's a windmill's favourite genre of music?

They're big metal fans

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👤︎ u/Tristanator5100
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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I'm not personally a fan of Holland and all of their windmills.

However, there are a lot of big fans.

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👤︎ u/bearnakedrabies
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Me: Ask me what I think about windmills.

My mom: What do you think about windmills?

Me: Big fan.

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👤︎ u/marcelrascher
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Many windmills were spotted at the Metallica concert...

...because they are huge metal fans.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What did the Windmill say to the Power Generator?

I’m a huge fan of your work.

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👤︎ u/zachatw
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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My friend likes to stop by my wind farm and take photographs of my windmills...

He likes to shoot the breeze.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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Windmill number 1 asked windmill number 2 “what kind of music do you listen to?” Windmill 2 responded “I’m a huge metal fan”
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👤︎ u/_crownseye
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Two windmills are in a field. One asks the other “what’s your favorite genre of music?”

The other replies “I’m a pretty big metal fan.”

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👤︎ u/david7494
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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My friend asked me what I thought about his miniature windmill...

I told him, “Not a huge fan.”

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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Two windmills are standing in a field. Wanting to pass the time in conversation one turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?"

The second turns and says: "I am a big metal fan."

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👤︎ u/Taco_Pie
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...

...because everyone has clogs.

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👤︎ u/lieslieslieslieslies
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Scientists have discovered a giant naturally occuring windmill

They say it's Mother nature's biggest fan.

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👤︎ u/CJ_Productions
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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Windmills

Every time we drive past a windmill, my dad points at it and says “Look, they put up a fan for the nature city”.

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👤︎ u/agent-83
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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I learned that Don Quixote tried to fight some windmills in the book. Who would be crazy enough to fight a windmill?

Come on, the windmills will always wind

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👤︎ u/Anhkha
📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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So a windmill walks up to Brad Pitt and says,

"Oh my gosh! I'm such a huge fan!"

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👤︎ u/The_Kings_Majordomo
📅︎ Sep 14 2013
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What type of music do windmills like?

They are big metal fans:

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What type of music do windmills like?

They are big metal fans

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👤︎ u/AlphaMammuth
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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What type of music to windmills like

They're big metal fans

*slaps knee*

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👤︎ u/Hihowareya_67
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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Two windmills are in a field. One windmill asks the other windmill: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other windmill says: "I'm a big metal fan."

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👤︎ u/PostreDeLaNoche
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Windmills?

Big fan!

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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What type of music do windmills like

They are huge metal fans

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👤︎ u/Potatohead272
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Two windmills were talking.

One asks, "What's your favourite kind of music ?" The other says,"I'm a big metal fan !"

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👤︎ u/kones_6999
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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What type of music do windmills like?

I heard they're big metal fans.

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👤︎ u/mksnicks
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Two windmills are in a field.

One windmill says to the other, "What type of music do you like?"

The other windmill replies, "Well I'm a big metal fan"

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👤︎ u/verybadjuju
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.

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👤︎ u/Ghost_toast123
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I really like windmills.

Big fan.

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👤︎ u/Gaoler86
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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What kind of music does the windmill like?

It's a big metal fan.

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👤︎ u/cryptozoophagist
📅︎ May 15 2019
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A man walks up to a windmill and asks it what kind of music it likes

The windmill replies: "I'm a big metal fan"

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👤︎ u/NullStrider
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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One windmill asks another "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"

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👤︎ u/Brewshock84
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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👤︎ u/Wolfey1618
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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