Water dispenser Puns

A list of puns related to "Water dispenser"

What do you call a water dispenser that only fills the glass half full?

An optimist prime

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👤︎ u/3HeadedBitch
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Me every time I walk up to someone's fridge to get ice from the dispenser, I purposely set it to water and yell....

...."I think your refrigerator is broken. This ice is coming out melted!"

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👤︎ u/DudeWheresMyEmpanada
📅︎ Nov 29 2016
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