via text: "I just saw a famous rapper at the Getty Villas"

and then he sent this picture

http://imgur.com/TWSP0yt

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📅︎ Sep 09 2014
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Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...

He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:

"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."

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📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Dad joked my Dad

Dad is going on a trip with some friends, many who snore or have tendencies otherwise making them poor bed-mates. Dad says "looks like this villa will have a double and a few kings, to which I reply: "I just see a bunch of Queens, if you ask me." Got 'em.

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📅︎ Jan 12 2014
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