Vegetables (song) Puns

A list of puns related to "Vegetables (song)"

What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?

The beet drop!

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👤︎ u/RegretfulDecison
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?

It’s a master peas.

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👤︎ u/nathansaterda
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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What do vegetables do at a club?

They wait for the beet to drop.

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👤︎ u/karelajuice
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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An old friend dad joked me at his restaurant

Me to friend: You work fourteen hour shifts, make everything from scratch, and tend your own vegetable and herb garden. Where do you find the time?

Friend: Right next to the rosemary.

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👤︎ u/Z-Freak
📅︎ Apr 09 2015
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