I can control the element. The element of....
SUPRISE!
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
Did you guys hear about the new element that was created (Ah)
The element of surprise.
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.
The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.
What was the first element discovered by a pirate?
Arrrrgon.
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new element that disappears and reappears at random times. They have called it the element of...
SURPRISE!
You need to consider the elements of a pun
My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82....
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
From time to time, I have the urge to make a joke about the table of known elements...
It's just something I must do periodically.
My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
All Chemistry exam questions contain trace amounts of the element of surprise.
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
What is the only element on the periodic table that has a gender?
Helium.
The key to winning in Battle Royale games is the element
Of supplies
Where did the element go after it was arrested?
Into the chemical compound.
Did you know that Paul Simon has a song about the 13th element?
You can call me Al
What do you call dinosaurs that love the periodic table of elements?
Nothing. They Argon.
What chemical element is symbolized by the letters Ah?
The element of surprise!
How often do I make jokes about the Table of Elements?
Periodically.
What's the most delicious element in the periodic table?
Uraniumyumyumyumyumyum
