theres a vas deferens between the two
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony5tark42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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There is a vas deferens between a dickhead and an asshole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/badf1nger
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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There's a vas deferens between the male and female genitals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icy_juggler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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TIL: There is a vas deferens between the testes and prostate

They have completely different functionality.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoiledmeat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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My friend asked me, β€œIs sex any different after you have a vasectomy?”

I said, β€œYou don’t notice a vas deferens.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Is it okay to compare a man getting β€œthe snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied?

After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vampir3dud3_
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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A man was very nervous just before his vasectomy...

...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I don’t think there’s a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigboozer69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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You know, the anatomy of men and women are not the same.

You can say there is a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgbsss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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The other day my friend asked me if I noticed anything new about him after his vasectomy.

From what I could tell, there wasn't any vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTXChungusTi
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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How do you tell a penis apart from testicles?

There's vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Is the urethra similar to testes?

No, there is a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Es_presso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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There are lesser known biological differences between men and women.

There's actually a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJDeadshow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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They said everything would change after my vasectomy

I really didn’t notice a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I’ve recently got a vasectomy

And it’s made a Vas Deferens in my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bduke91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Is there a vast difference between having a vasectomy and not having one?

Yes, there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sybar142857
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My wife asked my if sex has changed since I got my vasectomy

I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HonoraryGarbage
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What's the difference between a prostate and a garden hose?

There's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarthbane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Most people think that all testicles are pretty much the same, but

there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esotetris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I don't know much about starting a family

But there's a vas deferens between fertility and infertility

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.

In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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My son thought males and females were practically the same...

I told him there was a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunayafish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Wife: Honey I want to have another kid...

Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy

W: I guess I’m leaving you then.

H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!

W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plscanunot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?

No, there’s a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacknutting
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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People think that there is no difference between the genders now

But ovary decade ago there vas deferens

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra

There's a vas deferens between them

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why are'nt testis and bladder the same?

Because there is a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiya_meal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I had sex for the first time after a vasectomy

I didn't feel any vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heykarlll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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There is no way that men and women can be alike....

Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What is the difference between an fertile & infertile man?

There's no vas deferens, really..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I still feel the same after my vasectomy.

At least, I notice no vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welcome-exile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...

I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Level_32_Mage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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My partner is learning about male genitalia and vasectomies

I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izzydoesizzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I asked my doctor if sex changes when you get a vasectomy.

He told me there is a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearHands263
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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How did the man feel after his vasectomy?

He didn't notice a vas deferens.

Crossposted to /r/childfree

Sorry that this is technically a non-dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungover52
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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I recently had a vasectomy.

The before and after was like day and night, a vas deferens

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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How much difference does a vasectomy make to your ability to become a dad?

Vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud9ineteen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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I didn't realize getting a vasectomy would affect my sex life...

But turns out it makes a pretty vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribunal_Power
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Are girls and boys the same?

No, there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yetanotherAZN
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Isn't the tube that carries sperm from the testicle essentially doing pretty much the same job as the testicle itself?

Nope. There's a vas deferens.

(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddesla2
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Advances in medical science has made vasectomies painless and easy

Compared to what the procedure used to consist of, there's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pi-Guy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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Are men and women the same?

No, there's a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...

But it's a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealjimstacey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My friend asked me, β€œIs sex weird after one gets a vasectomy?”

I said, β€œI don’t notice a vas deferens.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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How to distinguish a man who doesn't have vasectomy from a man who have vasectomy?

There is a vas deferens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pritejieken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I don't think men and women can be equal.

There's a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a male and a female?

Well...there’s a vas deferens

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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The testes and the urethra are not even vaguely similar.

There is a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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What did the Testicle say to the Urethra ?

There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_Dew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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You might think that the epididymis and the prostate are pretty much the same...

....but there's a vas deferens between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Brandon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2012
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