theres a vas deferens between the two
There is a vas deferens between a dickhead and an asshole.
There's a vas deferens between the male and female genitals.
TIL: There is a vas deferens between the testes and prostate
They have completely different functionality.
My friend asked me, “Is sex any different after you have a vasectomy?”
I said, “You don’t notice a vas deferens.”
Is it okay to compare a man getting “the snip” with a woman getting her tubes tied?
After all, there isn’t a vas deferens between the two ovum
A man was very nervous just before his vasectomy...
...so to stall, he asked the doctor if he preferred to start with the left testicle or the right, to which the doctor replied, I don’t think there’s a vas deferens.
You know, the anatomy of men and women are not the same.
You can say there is a vas deferens.
The other day my friend asked me if I noticed anything new about him after his vasectomy.
From what I could tell, there wasn't any vas deferens.
How do you tell a penis apart from testicles?
There's vas deferens between them.
Is the urethra similar to testes?
No, there is a vas deferens between them.
There are lesser known biological differences between men and women.
There's actually a vas deferens.
They said everything would change after my vasectomy
I really didn’t notice a vas deferens
I’ve recently got a vasectomy
And it’s made a Vas Deferens in my life.
Is there a vast difference between having a vasectomy and not having one?
Yes, there's a vas deferens.
My wife asked my if sex has changed since I got my vasectomy
I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens
What's the difference between a prostate and a garden hose?
Most people think that all testicles are pretty much the same, but
I don't know much about starting a family
But there's a vas deferens between fertility and infertility
Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.
In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.
My son thought males and females were practically the same...
I told him there was a vas deferens.
Wife: Honey I want to have another kid...
Husband: Uh oh... I had a vasectomy
W: I guess I’m leaving you then.
H: (desperately) but wait! Maybe if we try really hard and really often, we could still have kids!
W: you can try all you want, but it's not going to make a vas deferens.
Is the prostate gland similar to the testis?
No, there’s a vas deferens between them.
People think that there is no difference between the genders now
But ovary decade ago there vas deferens
Don't get confused between the testes and the urethra
There's a vas deferens between them
Why are'nt testis and bladder the same?
Because there is a vas deferens
I had sex for the first time after a vasectomy
I didn't feel any vas deferens
There is no way that men and women can be alike....
Because there is a Vas deferens ("vast difference") between them.
What is the difference between an fertile & infertile man?
There's no vas deferens, really..
I still feel the same after my vasectomy.
At least, I notice no vas deferens.
I had a vasectomy today, and my wife keeps asking how I feel...
I've had to tell her over and over that it's not that bad, and that I don't notice much of a vas deferens.
My partner is learning about male genitalia and vasectomies
I told her there's a vas deferens between male and female genitalia
I asked my doctor if sex changes when you get a vasectomy.
He told me there is a vas deferens.
How did the man feel after his vasectomy?
He didn't notice a vas deferens.
Crossposted to /r/childfree
Sorry that this is technically a non-dad joke.
I recently had a vasectomy.
The before and after was like day and night, a vas deferens
How much difference does a vasectomy make to your ability to become a dad?
I didn't realize getting a vasectomy would affect my sex life...
But turns out it makes a pretty vas deferens
Are girls and boys the same?
No, there's a vas deferens.
Isn't the tube that carries sperm from the testicle essentially doing pretty much the same job as the testicle itself?
Nope. There's a vas deferens.
(For those who skipped HS Biology - NSFW)
Advances in medical science has made vasectomies painless and easy
Compared to what the procedure used to consist of, there's a vas deferens.
Are men and women the same?
No, there's a vas deferens
I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...
My friend asked me, “Is sex weird after one gets a vasectomy?”
I said, “I don’t notice a vas deferens.”
How to distinguish a man who doesn't have vasectomy from a man who have vasectomy?
I don't think men and women can be equal.
There's a vas deferens between them.
What’s the difference between a male and a female?
Well...there’s a vas deferens
The testes and the urethra are not even vaguely similar.
There is a vas deferens between them.
What did the Testicle say to the Urethra ?
There's a Vas Deferens between you and I.
You might think that the epididymis and the prostate are pretty much the same...
....but there's a vas deferens between them.
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