Ejaculatory Duct Puns

How it happened.

We already know edging is bad. That’s not what this post is about. We know it’s bad but some of us go there anyways because our brains aren’t right with this use of sex to begin with. In an attempt to stop the pmo we try but find we’re back into the habit again and then realize wtf am I doing this again for and with one last attempt we resolve to stop just before the o. Walking the fine line of relapse, aka edging. Well this was my story. On and off. It finally caught up to me. I had one strikingly very low volume after one particular edging, and ever since then it has felt like something is blocked. Have made several attempts to fully empty in attempt to unblock the obstruction, through both sex with girl and myself, each one has been very low volume (compared to what is normal for me) and incomplete emptying of the seminal vesicles. There is a block somewhere and it’s got me freaked out. I’m trying natural remedies. Research shows there is not really much of a scientific/medical understanding of it, as there have been few cases actually diagnosed. Surgery is way to risky. If anyone else has or does experience this, please reach out to me. It seems on my own for resolving this at this time. Wish me luck.

My current hypothesis:
Could be prostatitis that will resolve when prostate inflammation calms down.
Could be a build up of pressure in some duct not allowing valve to open.
Could be a hardened obstruction.
Could be something else.
Just have to clarify, It’s not in my head. I know my normal volume. The feeling of pressure could be in my head, though in this case it’s likely real sensory feedback.

My personal treatment plan: (not medical advice)
Going to focus on relaxing.
Exercising. Walking. Jogging. Movement. Stretching.
Massaging around the pelvic area.
Kegels and reverse kegels.
Plenty of water.
Calm Magnesium
Try to full release once per week.
Will resume the og journey after this thing is in the clear.

Guaifenesin

*Guaifenesin, is a mucolytic medicine found in Robitussun. You want to find the kind with just Guaifenesin as the active ingredient. (Do NOT want dextromethorphin or anything else!). CVS Tussin is the only one I found with only this ingredient.

Guaifenesin will liquify mucous throughout the entire body, including semen. This makes it easier for the body to remove clogged seminal vesicles and other tubules thoughout the reproductive tract, allowing the body to r

As title says

Hey guys,

I just found out about UER or UEDR. Worth looking into.

Seems like many of use might have this if the urologist isn’t keen on it.

Here’s a quick study I found. Fits many of our symptoms.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23797012/

Anyone have experience with this?

Had a second ultrasound today and confirmed seminal vesicles clogged with discharge. Uro believes this is the source of my problem. Having surgery Friday. Seems to me it would have to be bacterial to have discharge. He’s going to unclog, install special tubes to hold them open, and flush with antibiotics. Before I get the “he’s a quack” comments - he’s a Mayo Clinic doctor and seen this before with men my age and symptoms. The clogged vesicles are pressing on nerves near bladder causing frequency. Problems appears as Prostatitis but may be just vesicle issues. Maybe if you are going through similar issues it can’t hurt to ask for an ultrasound. Not a doctor just sharing my experience with you. Again - not medical advice I just know I’m suffering and others are too and wanted to get the info out there. I’ll update after Friday!!

Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Hey, I’m really hoping someone here can help me determine whether my epididymitis is muscular or bacterial. I’m seeing my urologist next month so if anyone knows of any tests that I could ask to have done to confirm if it is bacterial would be great. I’ve been going to pelvic floor pt for like 6 months now and there may be one week a month where I don’t have any pain but then it’ll flare up again and I’ll be in a ton of pain. I just really want to get rid of it. Idk if the pt is actually helping or if it’s just because I try to avoid ejaculating because ejaculation makes it worse.

My urologist hypothesizes that my urethra sphincter is spastic (because he saw it on a cystoscopy) which is also causing bladder symptoms and could’ve caused urine to get into my ejaculatory ducts to cause an infection. So pt should help get my bladder to relax right? I just don’t know if it’s helping cure the pain

I have a friend who dealt with epididymitis and similar bladder symptoms until he was finally prescribed bactrim which he said cleared him up. In October I had a flare up and asked my urologist for bactrim to take if it gets really bad again but idk if it’ll cure me or only provide temporary anti-inflammatory relief.

When it first started, it was unbearable but then I took doxycycline which brought the pain down to just a constant ache.

I’m in a spot right now where I’m not in much pain (likely because I’m avoiding ejaculating as much as possible) but I really want to get my life back and not have to worry about when I’ll flare up again.

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."