Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?
Because it's Asin(of θ)
Why are Christians so good at calculating perpendicular vectors?
They worship the cross product.
GF- “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”
BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”
What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountaineer?
Nothing - you can't cross a vector with a scalar.
Dadjoked by my 7-year-old son
While sailing in the Caribbean this week, were were deep into a discussion about true wind and apparent wind.
True wind is the vector (speed and direction) that the wind is actually blowing. Apparent wind is the resultant vector of adding true wind and the velocity of the boat.
>So what is the kid wind?
What do you call Kentucky mosquito-infested grassland?
A conservative vector field
Got my calculus professor with this one last year.
