What planet is next to Uranus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDarrenCarter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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"Mom, does Uranus have rings?"

Just his wedding band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why was Uranus depressed?

Because it has been dealing with shit for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I can’t stop staring at Uranus

It’s so big and round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProtonPi23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Poor Uranus.

The butt of all space jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m-ego
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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You bet Uranus I’ll be there!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Uranus is all blue

maybe you should go to a doctor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsLisaGhercondo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus further than ever before.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Rumor has it Uranus has a black hole in the center of it.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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The jokes about uranus are always shitty
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Uranus Has Experienced A Colossal Pounding physics-astronomy.com/201…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakjesboot12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I have a dog named Uranus

He can be a real pain in the ass sometimes

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Uranus smells like rotten eggs, according to scientists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Wife told me β€œTonight, you’ll be able to see Uranus with the naked eye”

I replied that all I need is a mirror...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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During a full moon I can see uranus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnycobi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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How to pronounce Uranus

Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rcmartin1609
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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How long does it take Uranus to orbit the sun?

One year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edragon20
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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Poor Uranus...

It's been the butt of jokes for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gohbender
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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