What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter
"Mom, does Uranus have rings?"
Just his wedding band.
Why was Uranus depressed?
Because it has been dealing with shit for years.
I canβt stop staring at Uranus
Itβs so big and round
Poor Uranus.
The butt of all space jokes.
You bet Uranus Iβll be there!
Uranus is all blue
maybe you should go to a doctor.
NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus further than ever before.
Rumor has it Uranus has a black hole in the center of it.
The jokes about uranus are always shitty
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Uranus Has Experienced A Colossal Pounding physics-astronomy.com/201β¦
I have a dog named Uranus
He can be a real pain in the ass sometimes
Uranus smells like rotten eggs, according to scientists.
Wife told me βTonight, youβll be able to see Uranus with the naked eyeβ
I replied that all I need is a mirror...
During a full moon I can see uranus
How to pronounce Uranus
Whenever someone pronounces Uranus like "urANUS," my dad is quick to tell anyone who will listen that it is pronounced "URuhnus," and that "it's not any more your anus than it is my anus!"
How long does it take Uranus to orbit the sun?
One year.
Poor Uranus...
It's been the butt of jokes for years.
