The jokes about uranus are always shitty
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

For meatier showers

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What do the star ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both look for "cling ons" around "Uranus"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Alright I got two bangers here

Dad Jokes are great and all, but I'm more into Sun Jokes. They're a little st-upiter and talk about Uranus a lot, but they're equally funny.

I went to practice my joke routine at a cemetery recently. The audience was really lifeless. Except for this one guy, he had a really deadpan laugh though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyrus_Leo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My girls came down wearing solar system themed shirts

I said, "Did you just happen to each wear those shirts or did you planet?"

https://imgur.com/lSBknX4

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