Voyager 2 Puns

A list of puns related to "Voyager 2"

Why did the pirate captain say "Arrr!"

The crew came to him and said:

"We be ready for the voyage, cap'n!" "Arrr! It's 'we ARE ready for the voyage,' ye scallywags!"

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👤︎ u/MrMaebart
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Courtesy of my dad this morning

Do you think after Noah set sail on the ark he said "Barn-voyage"?

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👤︎ u/willmill445
📅︎ Jun 17 2017
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What did Lindsey Vonn say as she was headed home from the Olympics?

Vonn Voyage!!

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👤︎ u/GeezusManForReal
📅︎ Feb 22 2018
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I once went on a maiden voyage on a cruise ship...

Five minutes later the voyage was no longer a maiden, and I am no longer welcome on the ocean.

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👤︎ u/ratboid314
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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Famous Viking explorer returns home..

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

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👤︎ u/Tom_Swiftie
📅︎ Mar 04 2012
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