United Airlines Puns

How does United Airlines treat their passengers?

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/honeygar

📅︎ Nov 23 2020

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My meditative friend just got hired as a stewardess for United Airlines...

She's now on a higher plane of existence!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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Did you hear about the guy who took United Airlines to court for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/WebcamsReviewed

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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United Airlines is having new inflight meals

Chinese takeout!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/rUcKuS858

📅︎ Apr 13 2017

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Seen on Reddit earlier

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/SocijalnoRetardiran

📅︎ Oct 05 2018

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United Airlines

What a drag.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/TombSv

📅︎ Apr 11 2017

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