Tubas Puns

A seisaphone

And anyone who says a sixba can rot in hell

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled “TubaChristmas in July,” which had “Hallelujah” by Pentatonix, “Carol of the Bells,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Have Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

I told him:

Well, that's tubad now isn't it?

It was a work o' fart.

Use a tuba glue

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

It's such a low blow.

Tuba or not Tuba

So I decided to fix it and got a tube o' grease.

Tuba toothpaste

Fucking attention horns.

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

With a band saw!

that’s tubad

Their relationship really ended on a low-note.

Your ass is brass!

Tuba toothpaste.

The dent was $300 to repair.

..tub-a glue.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

A You-Tuba!

Tuba-Eats

For having students read band books.

It stands for

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

With a tuba glue!

What you may not know is that TUBA is also an acronym for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

With a tuba glue.

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

With a tuba glue

With a tuba glue

With a tuba-glue!

A tuba toothpaste.

A tuba toothpaste.