β€œMom,” I asked curiously, β€œhow much do you weigh?”

β€œTread lightly,” my father warned, β€œbecause your mother can’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andikin
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My friend wanted to hit the treadmill despite recovering from an injury.

I told him β€œtread lightly”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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A Goodyear or two
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