My wife drops me off in front of a restaurant in our Land Rover. Another patron notices the car and says, β€œThat must have been an expensive uber.”

To which I replied: β€œtell me about it. I’ve been with her for 20 years.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckaneorg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I have to live with this...

Driving along with my dad in his land rover.

He turns to me and says: "Do you want to go off road?" "Yes" I reply

Dad proceeds to mount the grassy verge with one wheel for about 3 seconds before returning to the road. Dad laughs manically for about 5 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myers_jr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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