Land Rover Puns

A list of puns related to "Land Rover"

My wife drops me off in front of a restaurant in our Land Rover. Another patron notices the car and says, “That must have been an expensive uber.”

To which I replied: “tell me about it. I’ve been with her for 20 years.”

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👤︎ u/mckaneorg
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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What did the Mars rover say after it landed?

Rock and roll!

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👤︎ u/snuzet
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Did you hear they landed a rover on Mars?

He’s a good boy.

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👤︎ u/reedandsue
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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I have to live with this...

Driving along with my dad in his land rover.

He turns to me and says: "Do you want to go off road?" "Yes" I reply

Dad proceeds to mount the grassy verge with one wheel for about 3 seconds before returning to the road. Dad laughs manically for about 5 minutes.

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👤︎ u/myers_jr
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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What did the Mars rover say after it landed?

Rock and roll!

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👤︎ u/snuzet
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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