A friend and me just "puned" the Pokemon Theme Song and I want to share it with you guys. If you have any complains or improvement feel free to tell me them :D And now here it is gonna be the Pun-cake-mon Theme Song
I want to pun the very best Like no pun ever was To tell puns is my real test To improve them is my cause
I will pun across the land Punning far and wide Each Puncakemon to understand the puns that are inside
Puncakemon gotta catch them all its you and me I know puns are my destiny Puncakemon, oh, you`re my best friend Great puns we must defend Puncakemon, the puns so true Our Punrage will pull us through
You pun me and i`ll pun you Pun-cake-mon, gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way With Punrage i will face I will pun you every day To claim my punful place
Pun with me, the time is right
Theres no better pun Pun and pun, well win the fight
Puns have always been great fun
Puncakemon gotta catch them all its you and me I know puns are my destiny Puncakemon, oh, you`re my best friend Great puns we must defend Puncakemon, the puns so true Our Punrage will pull us through
You pun me and i`ll pun you Pun-cake-mon, gotta catch 'em all PUNCAKEMON
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
Me: Well son the driveway was long over due for a cleaning.
My son: oh yeah? Was it?
Me: I think evidence is pretty concrete!
He gave me the eye roll and head back, a win in my book.
The Rollo' Coaster
India: crickets
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Boing
He played a D minor.
My wife drove by with the kids and visited me at work. While I was saying hi, this happened:
Wife: You have some silly kids in here.
Me: And in here [indicate my lab], I have some sili-cates!
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
Incontinent
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
Their flight was deleied.
GROUND BREAKING DISCOVERY
Thatβs a pro sparrow on your fleecy dad. Looking forward to a happy 2021!
The dad said βitβs a home-in-oneβ
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
But one pun in ten did.
My doctor says itβs terminal
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
My son asked, β Why is my name Richard?β
And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"
The prophets were through the roof!
He was in de-nile
Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight
It was in plane sight!
I'm your biggest fan!
SO (at the market) : What kind of coffee beans do you want?
Me: Anything that doesn't say dark roast
SO: OMG! Hold the phone, I may have found something amazing!
Me: Fun fact, I am already holding the phone.
Because they'll just go over everyone's head
A cargh.
I said right between winner-land and loser-land
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
I guess it's just a pipe dream.
And from the pictures I saw, his suit does seem like it has a lot of space inside
We're currently filming the pilot
