I’m driving through England, and will be staying in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
England doesn’t have a kidney bank
But it does have a Liverpool.
What's the sound an England drum set makes?
Which county in England has just two letters in its name?
England in the 1800s: „God save the Queen!“
Every single colonisable country in colonising range: „God save (me from) the Queen!“
A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.
When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, “Ejaculate”
My Uncle and Aunt Send Me Money From England Every Year On My Birthday
Now my wallet weighs 31 pounds.
Jane: I miss England.
Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
People are not happy with Englands new COVID policy.
The whole country is in tiers
In England, they eat two eggs for breakfast..
But in France, one egg is un ouef.
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
Why was it so hard to go to church in England after WWII?
Paddy and his wife are on holiday in England visiting Historical Sites.
"This is where the Magna Carta was signed," said the tour guide, "One the most important documents in English History."
"When was it signed?" asked Paddy.
"1215," said the tour guide.
"OH NO!" said Paddy, "We missed it by 10 minutes!"
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
In England, if you pay money to live in a toilet, you can tell people you're a loo tenant
After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!
There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!
The Amish have begun moving to New England.
They will be called Mainennites.
Does England have a 4th of July?
Of coarse they do, it doesn’t jump from July 3rd to July 5th.
Who was England’s first chiropodist?
What does a manager in New England and a fish have in common?
England doesn't have a kidney bank
But they do have a Liverpool.
Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.
What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?
What kind of tea does the queen of England drink?
To be honest the queen of England is old
She must drink imortali-tea
What is Spider-Man’s name in England?
Why is the queen of England rich?
Because of all her royal tea's.
A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.
It's Björk's York Torque Corp.
If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
What do you call a steak knighted by the queen of England?
An American went to England and had a question.
American: "Why is your wheel on the wrong side?'
English man responds: "No, the steering wheel is on the right side."
If Ke$ha moved to England...
I went fishing in the North of England with Kurt Cobain's widow
And said to her "Cought any love?"
What is the cleanest city in England?
The Church of England has finally approved of female bishops.
Now British women are finally free to move diagonally.
My Dad really messed up his wrists dragging his car from England to France.
He got car-pull-tunnel syndrome.
I’m traveling through England and will be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
I’m driving through England, and am supposed to stay in Greenwich for a day or two.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
I am driving through England on a road trip, and I’m supposed to be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
England doesn't have a kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
England doesn't have a kidney bank...
But it does have a Liverpool.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
England doesn't have a kidney bank but it has a Liverpool
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