I’m driving through England, and will be staying in Greenwich tomorrow.

Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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England doesn’t have a kidney bank

But it does have a Liverpool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severus_snape9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What's the sound an England drum set makes?

Bri-tish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Which county in England has just two letters in its name?

SX.

Just east of London.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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England in the 1800s: β€žGod save the Queen!β€œ

Every single colonisable country in colonising range: β€žGod save (me from) the Queen!β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mtg_Dervar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.

When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, β€œEjaculate”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My Uncle and Aunt Send Me Money From England Every Year On My Birthday

Now my wallet weighs 31 pounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allstar_WoRlD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Jane: I miss England.

Tarzan: Me no understand. You win beauty pageant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?

They're called Durham Durham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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People are not happy with Englands new COVID policy.

The whole country is in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larrydavid1987
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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In England, they eat two eggs for breakfast..

But in France, one egg is un ouef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...

... guess you could say he sleighed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctic_Womble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why was it so hard to go to church in England after WWII?

They were Church-ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benfrank01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Paddy and his wife are on holiday in England visiting Historical Sites.

"This is where the Magna Carta was signed," said the tour guide, "One the most important documents in English History."

"When was it signed?" asked Paddy.

"1215," said the tour guide.

"OH NO!" said Paddy, "We missed it by 10 minutes!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?

She keeps all her pounds in the bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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In England, if you pay money to live in a toilet, you can tell people you're a loo tenant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croe01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!

There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The Amish have begun moving to New England.

They will be called Mainennites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanechef58
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Does England have a 4th of July?

Of coarse they do, it doesn’t jump from July 3rd to July 5th.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisprater6986
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Who was England’s first chiropodist?

William The Corn-curer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elguereaux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What does a manager in New England and a fish have in common?

They’re both basses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neobloodsin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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England doesn't have a kidney bank

But they do have a Liverpool.

Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sathri
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?

"Ta-ra, gone!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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€pe missing England
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPresident235
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What kind of tea does the queen of England drink?

Royal tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Give_Help_Please
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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To be honest the queen of England is old

She must drink imortali-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humansizedfruit69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What is Spider-Man’s name in England?

Kilometers Morales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why is the queen of England rich?

Because of all her royal tea's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Choiceofart
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Just like England
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuyBert0704
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhdoctor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a steak knighted by the queen of England?

Sir Loin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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An American went to England and had a question.

American: "Why is your wheel on the wrong side?'

English man responds: "No, the steering wheel is on the right side."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadhans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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If Ke$ha moved to England...

...would she be KeΒ£ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PheaglesFan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I went fishing in the North of England with Kurt Cobain's widow

And said to her "Cought any love?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radishfacejake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What is the cleanest city in England?

Bath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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The Church of England has finally approved of female bishops.

Now British women are finally free to move diagonally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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My Dad really messed up his wrists dragging his car from England to France.

He got car-pull-tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I’m traveling through England and will be in Greenwich tomorrow.

Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I’m driving through England, and am supposed to stay in Greenwich for a day or two.

Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I am driving through England on a road trip, and I’m supposed to be in Greenwich tomorrow.

Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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England doesn't have a kidney bank,

but it does have a Liverpool.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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England doesn't have a kidney bank...

But it does have a Liverpool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda2377
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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England doesn't have a kidney bank but it has a Liverpool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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