I've created a simple and cheap period tracker

There it is -> .

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📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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A guy in a tracker just drive past me yelling "the end of the world is nigh!"

Must be Farmer Geddon

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why did Tony Stark put a tracker on Natasha?

Because she was always Romanoff

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📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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Just downloaded a habit tracker

Where my nuns at ?

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📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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If Fitbit and Rolex teamed up to make a luxury/premium fitness tracker...

...would they call it a Swolex?

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📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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When your JawBone tracker gives you too many notifications...

...tell your phone to shut "Up".

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👤︎ u/Dizzy_Pop
📅︎ May 13 2016
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Got dad joked while checking out a fitness tracker

My dad and I were checking out a Jawbone fitness tracker that my wife got today, when I asked:

Me: Where is the physical sync?

Dad: In the kitchen.

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👤︎ u/araiff
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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I need a liver transplant, luckily you can just get them from Amazon these days. It should be arriving today...

The tracker says it's 'out for delivery'

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📅︎ May 11 2020
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