Howdy punsters!
Please remember when posting to /r/puns that the punchline should be in the post itself, not the topic. Puns should be self-explanatory. If you have to explain it, please do so in the comments. We've had a lot of puns lately, especially images, ruined before clicking on them when the whole thing was spoiled in the topic line.
Up to now, we've been assigning "for shame" flair when this happens, but it's become very common lately. As a result, posts with punchlines in the topic will be removed.
Thanks!
I'm mass-turd-baiting.
He replied "Chai, nah".
I honestly didn’t even know she sold flowers
She's always pointing them out to me.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
That's the yeast of my concerns
They’re calling it Sonblock.
“Woah, woah, doc,” I said, “Let’s not make any rash decisions.”
It always leads to the deepest discussion.
Not sure if links to videos are allowed here but I made a sketch that’s on topic so I hope you enjoy.
I’m not sure but always wear a helmet on your Segway
Because he was asked to research.
Example:
Top Level: FISH
Pun Level: I really like fish, but some people don't, they find them really icthy
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
I don't see this happening, but it would be nice if there were topical post flairs we could mark our dad jokes with. For example "movies", "kitchen", "car", "job", "wife", "mother-n-law", etc. I suppose the possibilities are endless, which probably means it won't be happening. But, you'll be cooler than my dad, if you do. :-) There is a lot of comedy gold on here, which would be great to have these to sort by when inspiration fails to strike.
oinkment
So now I won't be bringing that up any more
... but nowadays, when someone gets Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow!
Current events.
Do you like your Family’s Punditry?
Mice cream and cake!
That's a very important fact I just read and wanted to share with you guys. Buying beds is a serious topic.
Scientist #1: I think we should name them something funny like doodoo strings
Scientist #2: Yeah, i think that’s pretty silly, but i think they should be called something more Cillia
It's topical and stuff
It was a real naan sequitur.
He said, "Thank you."
I said, "Don't mention it."
But it's just a crying shame none of them are called "Daddy Issues"
But it's not far behind.
A high steaks poker tournament
Sepp was a successful business man, who had married a known "gold digger" -- After Sepp's death, his eldest made claim to the estate, but his evil step mother told the lawyers "well that claim is just per Sepp's son"
Turns out that math wasn’t the best topic for De bait
But every time I bring it up, she smoothly changes the topic.
