Why did a man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

Because they were Watch Dogs.

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I’ve got two dobermans, one named Rolex, other - Timex

Watchdogs

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I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.Β  I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'Β  'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, β€œThey're watch dogs'!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Large flightless birds aren't sure about cheap watch brands

They're cassio-weary

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My girlfriend just dad joked me.

Her: I was thinking about making a belt out of watches.

Me: Oh yea? That would look really cool!

Her: Nah, I realised it'd be a waist of time.

Needless to say, she's a keeper (of time)

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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So I was at work

Discussing our watches, I had a Timex and my boss came up to me and said that he had a Fossil, I replied "really? It doesn't look that old."

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What kind of watch do lesbians prefer?

Timex. It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (my dad obviously...not yours.)

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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex, and Timex?

Because they were watch dogs.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex.

They’re his watch dogs!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My uncle has two Dobermans. Called "Rolex" and "Timex".

They're watchdogs.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex...

They are his watch dogs.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

Because they were watch dogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KxngJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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My dad named our dogs Rolex and Timex because he wanted watch dogs.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My dad named his puppies Rolex and Timex

He calls them his watch dogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAisAok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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I just got two dogs and named them Timex and Rolex.

They are my watch dogs.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My two dogs are named Timex and Rolex

They're my watch dogs.

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