How did the piano get into it's house?
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
What sound did the piano make when it was thrown off the barracks roof?
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
What's better than roses on your piano?
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
Why do piano players wear glasses?
Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?
Son: dunno.
Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: huh? So what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.
What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna
***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke
What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
My uncle was crushed by a piano....
His funeral was very low key
What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?
You can’t tuna fish!
“What about the glue?”
I knew you’d get stuck on that!
Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?
What do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
They say the best way to learn piano is to play by ear.
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
I was teaching my son to play the piano. He played the Am chord for me.
What did Bach say when he snapped a piano string?
"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives
Recently broke my thumb, I asked the nurse if I’d be able to play the piano?
She said I would
I said that’s good I couldn’t play it before.
My actual dad reading the newspaper out loud "learn to play piano by ear!"
Then he mutters under his breath "I'd rather use my fingers"
I was at piano duel, and then all of a sudden the cops broke down the door and arrested the pianist.
He was arrested for fingering the wrong minor
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What’s brown and sits on a piano?
Beethoven’s last movement.
What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?
What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.
What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
What chord does a piano make when it falls down a mine shaft?
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a GLUESTICK?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?
You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one
What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What's better than having roses on your piano?
What chord do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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