I enjoyed being enlightened
Son: But dad your name is Brian Dad: I know but I was named after him
R.I.P...Tom and Jerry
Chew chew
"Oh no," he replied. "That's my shoes... I'm wearing mockasins."
He’s well trained
Because he was very bright
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
A receding airline.
Bicarbonate of Sodor
It was pretty revolutionary.
She was marveled.
It was called AC/DC.
I asked her if they were cross-trainers.
Thomas Jefferdad.
Yeah, now he lives in Trainsylvania.
Dad - I was ODDly entertained...
My dad is no longer with us, but I know this is what he would say.
Hope that's ok.
Some critics went so far as to call them "modern Tolkien".
Would this be considered a dad joke or an 18/19th century dad joke? Either way, I just about walked out the building after reading this.
ME: Hi Tom,
Thank you for taking the time to speak with me today and if there is anything we can do in the future, please don't hesitate to ask.
I was hoping you would be able to leave a Yelp review for other potential clients to see. I know that we will not be working together anymore, but we would really appreciate the feedback.
Thomas Jefferson: Matt,
Happy to offer you an encomium, however, I know of no connection between hounds striking the line of scent on a fox and complimenting a business enterprise of the 21st century.
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”
I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
I replied, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."
"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."
He is well trained.
Kiddo: But... your name is Tim.
Me: Right. I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.
I exclaimed, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"
