A list of puns related to "Hugh"
Itβs called The Greatest Snowman.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
Only Fans
"Where are you?" I replied.
'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"
The monks were selling flowers in front of the playboy mention when they were kicked out. When asked about it, the monk replied βif it was anybody else we would have gotten away with it, but only Hugh can prevent florist friarsβ
Maybe heβs Bourne with it. Maybe heβs Wolverine.
This comes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Tentative title: The Greatest Snowman
Me: "What the hell is an ackman?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVna3HohXI
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