Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
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The greatest baseball player ever was a guy named Hugh McBealy, and he was most famous for every single time he came to the plate knocking the ball high over right field and into the stands.

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname β€œthe machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him β€œHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. β€œWhat do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified β€œliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed β€œyeah, my greatest failure...”

β€œWhat do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

β€œI’ve been aiming left this whole time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.

"Where are you?" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashie1985
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Hugh Grant stars in political romance coming 12th Dec imgur.com/fJOmd5g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisualShock1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Hugh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLAKKO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Hugh Hefner kicked some monks off his property today

The monks were selling flowers in front of the playboy mention when they were kicked out. When asked about it, the monk replied β€œif it was anybody else we would have gotten away with it, but only Hugh can prevent florist friars”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BirdOfPrey37
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Oh the hugh manatee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanMan2005
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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u/look_hugh_it_is "This Guy Fawkes"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonickid101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I doubt being colorblind is a hugh problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gigamore412
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Hugh-mility.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAXisFUN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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Hugh-mility.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Hugh Hefner isn't dead, he just moved to Alabama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strikeoutboy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Hugh McScary, and no one else, was able to shut down a flower shop being ran by two belfry workers.

This comes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rararasputin88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Hugh Jackman has signed on for a musical about a contest to create the best snow figures.

Tentative title: The Greatest Snowman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IchWillRingen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Who needs Hugh Jackman - The new wolvarine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvenBetterCool
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/four321zero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2014
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Daughter: "I really love Hugh Jackman"

Me: "What the hell is an ackman?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoodafakizit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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My name is Hugh Mungus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVna3HohXI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miek592
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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Hugh Laurie walks into a bar owned by my mom's friend... imgur.com/MmGqsNI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcoff69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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Hugh Jackman

So if Hugh Jackman is finished playing wolverine and stops being jacked; is he then a Hughman?

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2015
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