I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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What was Thomas Jefferson's dad's name?

Thomas Jefferdad.

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Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.”

I replied, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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When I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson, he looked quizzically at me and said, β€œBut your name is Brian...”

I exclaimed, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"

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Dad: I was named after Thomas Jefferson

Son: But dad your name is Brian Dad: I know but I was named after him

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson…

He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.” I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson…

He said, β€œBut dad, your name is Brian.”

I said, β€œI know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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I told my daughter she was named after Thomas Jefferson...

She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."

"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."

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I was named after Thomas Jefferson.

My name is zack-n-cheese, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.

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Me: I was named after Thomas Jefferson.

Kiddo: But... your name is Tim.

Me: Right. I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.

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