Thomas (name) Puns

Thomas Jefferdad.

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

I replied, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

I exclaimed, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"

Son: But dad your name is Brian Dad: I know but I was named after him

He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”

I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."

"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."

My name is zack-n-cheese, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.

Kiddo: But... your name is Tim.

Me: Right. I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.