My Name Is Thomas Puns

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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson… He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”

I replied, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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When I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson, he looked quizzically at me and said, “But your name is Brian...”

I exclaimed, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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I told my daughter she was named after Thomas Jefferson...

She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."

"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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I was named after Thomas Jefferson.

My name is zack-n-cheese, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.

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👤︎ u/zack-n-cheese
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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